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Apr 03, 2009 at 02:02 pm by Evil Beet
IMAGE ID # 2060761 Paris Hilton frolics in some very futuristic swimwear for a photo shoot on the balcony of a hotel in Santa Monica, California on April 2, 2009. Later, the heiress changed into a black sequin micro minidress and continued the shoot at Duke’s in Malibu. 04/02/2009 — Paris Hilton — (C) 2009 Fame Pictures, Inc. – Santa Monica, CA, U.S.A – 310-395-0500 / Sales: 310-395-0500
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Uhm, didn’t Wendie already post this?
She looks like a hooker from the future.
Yeah I’m just a total moron. I read Wendie’s post, was focused on the background man, and didn’t even process that this was the same outfit. Sheesh. TGIF. But I think it’s fun for captioning anyway.
Basically, my voodoo is working already…
Back off on the VOODOO crap on Evil, Wendie. It will only come back and hurt you.
wassup with the crackbelly?
Ha, yes. She is a hooker from the future.
RoboSlut , Seeks attention. Will do anything for it.
I’ll be your scantily clad terminator for this evening.
she just wants to be lady gaga, but has completely failed.
that’s exactly what i was thinking!
how about… “lady gaga sans talent”
there some kind of voodoo…my exact thought.
there also is a “sprockets” element.
very scary that she thinks she can pull it off.
Apparently she’s filming The Fifth Element II – Electric Boogaloo.
It’s being directed by Kraftwerk.
She looks like a Star Wars hooker.
Aaah and she totally has cellulitis. Praise the Lord.
Georgi La Forge has a hooker delivered to his motel room.
There you are EB, a caption and a free Star Trek TNG reference.
I’ll take the sun glasses please.
bottom heavy like whoa
Lady Gag-Gag.
THE BEST CAPTION EVER!!!
I am a huge Paris Hilton fan and even I was pissing myself at this one hahahahah, you are a genius.
Anal Invaders 2020: Ho’s of the future.
It’s a real shock gramps cut her ass out of the inheritance, no?
Anal Invaders 2020: Ho’s of the future.
It’s a real shock gramps cut her out of the inheritance, no???
Sorry for the double posts peeps! I’m a little slow (wine induced) this evening….
What an idiot. Not a caption. It’s just all I could think while looking at this picture.
no one else noticed the ass hanging down? :P
“Breaking news:
Paris Hilton ACTS!
Acts like she’s still someone that people want to read about,
when in reality – NO ONE CARES.”
Ahh… Star Trek conference here i come!
Noun: skank
Any substance considered disgustingly foul or unpleasant
Geordi got HOT
Bad tan lines in 3 (hours), 2 (hours), 1 (hours)…
Be afwaid, be vewy afwaid.
The Project Runway contestant who made this black licorice outfit got sent home in disgrace.
14:59
cyclops slut
electric douche-a-loo 2
taking it to the beach
OH Look, It is fabulous me.. I am making fun of that cheap, untalented, fake blonde headline stealing LADY GAGA using parts from the incredible hanging minature palm, ivy, bird of paradise and hibiscus flower planter in my hotel room.. HA HA HA! huh? I said HA HA HA?! Oh wait! Laugh at HER! NOT ME! MOMMIE!