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Apr 02, 2009 at 07:48 am by Wendie

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19 Responses to “Scarlett Johansson Can Hold A Champagne Flute With Her Toes. This Impresses Me.”

  1. Abbi says:
    April 2, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Is vaginae really the plural of vagina?

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  2. Pumpkin says:
    April 2, 2009 at 8:00 am

    Baaaaaaaaaa-ginas
    bagina bagina

    LOL wendie you be kinky!

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  3. JennB says:
    April 2, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Oh, the wonders of PhotoShop. She doesn’t look like herself in ANY of these pics. The one with the flowers is the closest, but that’s about it…

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  4. Jeremy says:
    April 2, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Did her lips get bigger?

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  5. Mike says:
    April 2, 2009 at 8:35 am

    You’re right, she should have just done a porno movie.

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  6. Sarah says:
    April 2, 2009 at 8:55 am

    She is one fine specimen of the female gender. Lovely.

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  7. spazhatchet says:
    April 2, 2009 at 9:23 am

    ha! fisting an ice bucket……

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  8. Evil Beet says:
    April 2, 2009 at 10:09 am

    Either she’s lost a lot of weight or there’s some serious Photoshop happening here.

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  9. Donkey Punch says:
    April 2, 2009 at 11:28 am

    She lost weight, you bunch of fat harpies.

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  10. Soleil says:
    April 2, 2009 at 11:54 am

    She prolly dropped some lbs since she’s been on a very strict Ryan Reynolds beef stick diet. I doubt she has much time to eat anything else.

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  11. Anonymous says:
    April 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    thank god she is blonde here. she looks soooo much better this way.

    It’s easy to hold stuff with your toes. It would have been cooler if there was champagne in the glass.

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    • Canaduck says:
      April 2, 2009 at 3:44 pm

      Agreed. Can some people really NOT hold stuff with their toes…?

      To be fair, I can only do it well with one foot. I’m right-footed as well as right-handed, I guess.

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  12. Mike says:
    April 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I’m not really impressed by holding the champagne flute with her toes. I mean, fuck, I can do that!

    What would impress me is if she could hold a champagne flute filled with champagne (and maybe a couple of strawberry slices) with her toes and slowly pour that over her naked tits…..that would impress me.

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  13. Aurélie says:
    April 4, 2009 at 6:21 am

    You have forgotten an other subliminal message in the last picture. In french, the expression “climb up curtains”(grimper aux rideaux) means : to express an intense sexual pleasure. So, we can easily imagine a man, hidden at the bottom of the photo…

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