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Heidi Montag Is Hurting Me

April 1, 2009
Evil Beet
Heidi Montag
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Because he hates you, Ryan Seacrest debuted Heidi Montag’s new single, “Look How I’m Doing,” on his morning radio show today.

Really, Heidi? You’re going to call this song “Look How I’m Doing”??? Do you want us to respond?

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  • this is what happens when parents over-emphasize self-esteem and downplay genuine feedback. its ugly and deleterious to everyone’s health.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    if this is the future of music, I WANT TO LEAVE THIS WORLD.
    it blows my mind that twattie twats like this are rich and can get record deals, meanwhile i struggle paycheck to paycheck, i’m soooooo sick right now & i can’t even afford a doctor’s appointment.
    fuck you, heidi and all who support you.
    fuck you right in your smug butter face.

  • Beet, Wendie, Kelly, please don’t report on nobodies. NO ONE FROM THE HILLS IS A CELEBRITY! NO ONE!

    Please and thank you :)

    • Oh shit I totally did. Did I mention today has been HORRIBLE and I am VERY CONFUSED about EVERYTHING. Damn.

  • I just had a total epiphany.

    Heidi Montag’s music is just like those horrible auditions on American Idol. You really want to change the channel, but something keeps you listening and watching to the pure mind-fucking stupidity that it is.

    Not to make attention-whoring and lame.

  • I made it to 52 secs (yeah 52 seconds of my life I will never get back) and all I have to show for that effort is bleeding ears!!

    That she even got permission to make this song let alone get it played on a radio station is a sad indication of the way this world is rapidly heading down the shitter.

    Fuck off Heidi Montag, you have no talent and anyone that says you do are big fat liars!!

  • Ok, is it true that she’s pregnant? Or is this just an april fools joke? Gosh, I really hope so! I mean, God wouldn’t be so mean to an innocent little baby!

    But if it’s true… Damn. Poor baby. If Heidi & Blonde Monkey are having a baby, they should stop the fame-whoring now and think how the hell are they going to raise a child! Look at her: she’s a fame-whore with a boyfriend who’s one of the most immature man in the history.

    Gosh. I’ll pray for this to be a joke.

  • WHYY??? WHY IS SHE RAPING? she is a white girl from…connecticut? what gives her the idea she can rap…crazy bi-atch!

  • I made it to 44 seconds!!! Is just killing my ears till’ they bleed!!!! Waht could be more hurting that heidi montag singing? Just Zac Efron being the new Edward Cullen, DISGUSTING!!!

  • yikes!!! i don’t know how long i listened, but i barely made it to the hook… is she seriously trying to rap?? this is some sort of twisted april fools joke right?! please tell me it is. this bitch is retarded!

  • I had to listen. I just had to. I’m going to have to call in to work now. The Hills is the worst thing to ever happen to America.

  • Look how I’m doing Heidi, my eyes were burning after watching that homevideo of you at the beach and just now my ears started bleeding, what’s next?!

  • Look how I’m doing Heidi, my eyes were burning after watching that homevideo of you at the beach and just now my ears started bleeding, what’s next?!