M.I.A. gave birth right after the Grammy Awards.  You may remember her bouncing around looking like an overinflated soccer ball?

Well, the kid was so much safer when he was still womb-bound and unnamed.  Because the kid’s name has finally been released. The name of the son she had with fiance Benjamin Brewer…  Are you ready?  Are you drinking?  You may want to start before you go any further.

Ickitt.  Poor child.

Virgin Miley has Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” as her ringtone.  Yeah, her hymen’s intact.

Miley Cyrus is only sixteen but is already completely adept at stretching out any bit of attention being paid to her. This clip of a radio interview is almost ten minutes long. She starts telling her story about getting dissed at the Grammys at the beginning but doesn’t fess up about who snubbed her until she tells the story a second time and then, finally, reveals the band’s name at nine minutes.

Brief deets after the jump if you can’t tolerate nine-plus minutes of listening to this child’s voice.

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I’m telling you right now that I love the bag and I need to know who makes it and how much it is.  Does anyone know?  I’ve been up and writing since four and I’m too lazy tired to Google.  But I want it and have to figure out how many kids gallons of blood I have to sell to be able to afford it.

You don’t want to screw around with pregnancy hormones.  I don’t know why Tila Tequila didn’t know this, but I bet she does now.

The Enquirer reports that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at a post-Oscars bash when reality-tv star and skanky dress designer, Tila Tequila arrived.  She was hugging Joel and hanging on him until Nicole dragged her fiance away.  Later in the night, Tila circled around again, trying to reconnect with Madden.  That’s when Nicole went psycho.  She put her face in Tequila’s, but thankfully not in tequila, and screamed for her to back off.  Tila left the party several minutes later.

When I was pregnant with my oldest, I almost threw a full bowl of Lucky Charms at my ex-husband’s head.  I’m sure it was just the hormones.  Yep.

The always non-essential Bobby Trendy, who has really done nothing except decorate Anna Nicole Smith’s bedroom and wear body glitter, trolling the streets of LA yesterday.  More pictures in the gallery to help you get inspired.

Is it wrong that I think his face looks a little like Katie Holmes’?