We’re all so focused on Britney’s tour and Paris’s new romance and Lindsay’s new sunless tanner and who the hell is paying attention to Lily Allen right now?
We’ve been neglectful, folks, and now Lily is acting out.
When the paparazzi accidentally slammed into her car yesterday, Lily jumped out, threw a water bottle at one of them and then slugged another.
I’m sure Lily has a lot of regrets about this — mainly, that she didn’t have an umbrella handy.
Check out this hilarious interview with British comedian Ricky Gervais and Sesame Street’s Elmo. Ricky was on the set for an interview with Elmo that will air this November when Sesame Street premiers its 40th Anniversary episode.
It’s phenomenal how well the Elmo voice actor/puppeteer stays in character in the midst of all this craziness.
I’d been hearing buzzing for awhile now that Jennifer Aniston was with John Mayer more for the publicity shots than anything else, but I didn’t want to believe it! I wanted Jennifer to find true love!
“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other,” says one source. “Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy.”
A second source says Mayer broke up with Aniston after she returned from Europe.
Hmmm, so did John dump Jen? Or the other way around? Were they both just in it for the Oscar date???
Producer Polow Da Don said Rihanna and Chris Brown completed a duet earlier this week, but released no other details, said his publicist Laura Wright. “My heart goes out to both Chris and Rihanna for what has happened in the past,” he said. “They are both great artists to work with, and I wish them well.”
I hate that they’re going to get away with this. He’s gonna plead out easy on this court case, since Rihanna won’t testify. They’re gonna have these two release a duet about being so in love like he didn’t kick her ass a few weeks ago. And then everyone’s gonna get so wrapped up in this stupid song that they’re going to forget that he kicked her ass a few weeks ago. And then teenagers (and adults!) everywhere are going to be all like, “Well, I guess it’s occasionally okay when a man beats up his girlfriend. Depends on the circumstances, probably.” And then everything’s just going to be hunky dory until he kills her.
David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife, Pamela Bach, after rambling on and on in divorce proceedings about what a raging alcoholic David is, managed to score herself a DUI on Wednesday night.
She was arrested at 9 p.m. and booked at the Van Nuys jail at around midnight. She was released three hours later after posting $100,000 bail.
DUDE. How do you wind up with $100K bail on a DUI???? How drunk was she??
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don’t they? Bird brain, birds of a feather, bird flu-those just seem too obvious. I’m thinking something along the lines of, “Two cage dancers enjoy a day at the beach.” Or, “Sonny Bono reincarnated as ornithologist.”
Question for you all: Do you think she has her Paris Hilton purse with her because she’s trying to teach the parrot how to read her name instead of say it? That would be ambitious.
Well i think Taylor is a slut wearing those type of clothing and i wont be surpised if she goes out and she gets raped, why the hell is she wearing those clothing? thinking she looks cool, hot?? fuck no she looks like a hooker wanting...
She. Is. Marvelous. Seriously marvelous. And super gorgeous. I am not generally a fan of short hair, on guys or girls (late ’90s men’s fashion was a nightmare for me, and I was only in middle school), but she looks so...
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