This is secretly one of my all-time favorite celeb families — Sara Gilbert and her partner, producer Allison Adler, rarely make public appearances with their kids, but, when they do, it makes my whole day. I think they’re both way sexy and fun, and the children are freakin’ perfect. They’ve got a son named Levi and a daughter named Sawyer, and the whole family headed to Coldwater Canyon Park to play this weekend.

Ack! Looking at these photos makes me want a family soooo bad! Total cuteness. I’m so excited to have kids to take to the park. I take my dog all the time, which is wonderful, but one day I’ll take little humans, too. It will be perfect that way because I’ll make them clean up the dog poop while I just enjoy the park.

Well look who’s showing her face in public again.

Miz Rihanna was looking absolutely stunning as she left Da Silvano restaurant in Manhattan on Saturday night. She’s all dolled up and obviously expecting the cameras.

Rihanna, if you want to keep that gorgeous face of yours, you need to keep your distance from Chris Brown!!! One of these days he’s gonna break bones, girl!

Paris Hilton could take a lesson from this guy. It’s never too late to demand an industry respect you.

Harlan Ellison has sued CBS Paramount over its alleged failure to pay him for the merchandising, publishing and other exploitations of “City on the Edge of Forever,” an early “Star Trek” episode that he wrote.

Ellison, in an action filed Friday in federal court in Los Angeles, also sued the Writers Guild of America for its alleged failure to act on his behalf but is seeking only $1 in damages plus attorneys fees and court costs from the guild.

The suit accuses CBS Paramount and WGA of breaching the collective bargaining agreement and also accuses the guild of breaching its duty of fair representation.

“Paramount has earned millions exploiting the ‘City’ teleplay since it was aired in 1967,” the suit said. “Yet Paramount has not accounted to Ellison or paid him for such exploitations as it is required to do under the 1960 MBA (minimum basic agreement) and 1966 Amendment.”

CBS Paramount was not immediately available for comment and a spokesman for the WGA declined to comment.

“It ain’t about the ‘principle,’ friend, it’s about the money! Pay me!” Ellison said in a statement. “I’m doing it for the 35-year-long disrespect and the money!”

The episode, which centered on time travel and starred Joan Collins, first aired in April 1967. It won the WGA teleplay award and a Hugo award.

No, wait, it gets better:

Ellison’s suit accuses Paramount of failing to notify him about the “Crucible” trilogy of books based on the teleplay and merchandising including a “talking” Christmas ornament. It also asserts that, under the WGA’s master contract, Ellison’s entitled to 25% of revenues from licensing of publication rights.

Now you bitches listen up and you listen close:

If any one of you designs and sells a talking Evil Beet Christmas ornament, you better cut me in on the profits. Otherwise I will definitely be suing your ass in 35 years. Also, the talking Evil Beet ornament should exclusively sing tracks from the Ali Lohan Christmas album. Got it?

It’s late on Sunday night, and seriously the last fucking thing I wanna do is wade through piles of Lohan insanity and present them to you in the most cohesive manner possible, but I’m going to, because Wendie was so very helpful to me last week, and my thank-you gift to her is not making her deal with this story in the morning.

Sigh.

Lindsay Lohan’s a fucking train wreck, you guys. Late Friday night/early Saturday morning, news broke that the police had a warrant out for Lindsay’s arrest, based on her failure to comply with the conditions of her probation. Further details were not provided, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess she failed to show up for a mandatory drug test.

This email went out to gossip bloggers on Sunday:

I would like to remain anonymous and the email address i am emailing you from now is not my real name either.

In the early hours of saturday morning Lindsay was having a complete meltdown on twitter, personally I think she had been drinking way to much or taking some kind of drugs and these disturbing status’s and message I am about to show you just about prove that as you would have know she was out until 4:30 AM

I…would like these messages to get out to the public so maybe Lindsay can get more help because something is not right, I know for a fact she is out of control again and have even seen it myself recently.

She was updating her twitter from 4am until 8am and later in the day, when Samantha returned home and maybe Lindsay has sobered up, she deleted the message’s from her twitter and her updates went from 75 to 65 but i managed to screencap some of the crazy one’s before she did…

Some of the messages are cropped and don’t make sense but here is how one of the most crazy status’ read

“should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don’t know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they
ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY”

Later on she started saying she misses her baby? she is bi polar for sure.

Feel free to publish my screencaps, please get this out there. She needs to realize what she sounds like when she in under the influence.

Thankyou.

The anonymous tipster sent along the screencaps you see above, from Lindsay’s Twitter account, sevinnyne (named after her new line of spray tanners). And the only reason I don’t think this tipster is her father is that Lindsay has her Twitter updates protected, and I doubt she would have approved her psychopath father as a follower.

So whatever. She’s insisting that there is no warrant, but somehow or other her lawyer issued a statement on Sunday saying that she will be in court on Monday to address the charges, but Lindsay will be absent. She claims the “warrant,” which comes along with a $50K bail, was a “misunderstanding.” As in Lindsay “misunderstood” that she wasn’t supposed to be sticking coke up her nose all day.

OMG. People, prepare yourself from Lohan Rehab: Part IV.

(BTW, my Twitter updates are not protected. You can follow the insanity of my life here. Fewer arrests and fewer typos.)

I don’t care if they call it a remake or a “re-imagining” — that’s what they’re actually calling it — but I’m still mad about Race to Witch Mountain, because I’m so in love with the original (the pre-imagining?), Escape to Witch Mountain. Regardless of how I feel about it, it beat Watchmen to score the top spot at the box office this weekend, bringing in $25M to Watchmen‘s $18.1M.

“I think audiences this weekend were really drawn to the action adventure of ‘Race to Witch Mountain,’” said the president of Disney’s motion-picture group. “There was also this element of parents over 30 who remembered the original and were drawn to this one, so I think that combination is what helped us exceed what folks in the industry thought this movie was going to do.”

Did anyone actually see the flick this weekend? If you were in love with the original, is it worth seeing this one, or will it just make me even more upset?

Soleil already made reference to this, but now we have the video!

The NYC Top Model auditions erupted into chaos on Saturday when a car overheated and these geniuses assumed it was a bomb. They all started running like mad, and, like the classy, intelligent women that they are, eventually started a fist-fight just a few yards away from the supposed bomb.

Remember, this is the casting for the “short” season of ANTM, but maybe we should all start referring to it as the “short bus” season instead.