And I don’t blame him one bit!

In his lawsuit against Learjet and others, DJ AM, real name Adam Goldstein, 35, is seeking a minimum $10 million for medical damages, lost earnings and profits, plus the same amount for mental and physical pain and suffering, for a total of at least $20 million, according to court papers filed Friday.

The defendants have denied any responsibility for the crash, the official cause of which is still under investigation …

Barker, DJ AM, Still’s mother and Baker’s widow have filed wrongful death lawsuits against various corporations they allege were responsible. Baker’s widow and DJ AM are also suing the estates of the two pilots.

DJ AM has spoken publicly about the lawsuit against the pilots, saying: “I would NEVER sue the deceased pilots’ estates or personal holdings. I am more than grateful that I survived this horrible accident and I’d never try to take anything from those that didn’t. Despite the misinterpretations of the lawsuit, this suit is against the insurance companies that insured the pilots. I’m not after Sarah’s or James’ personal estates nor their property. Everyone involved in this suit has suffered a great deal, and I would not do anything to make matters worse for the deceased family and friends.

He has yet to issue a statement about the Learjet lawsuit, and I doubt he will, as it’s not likely to cause the same sort of controversy as the lawsuit against the pilots’ estates.

Now that there’s no warrant for her arrest pending, Lindsay Lohan apparently felt it safe to slip out of Sam Ronson’s house — where she’s been hiding since Saturday — and head out to her DUI class in Glendale. But, man, she’d almost be safer in jail than with those hordes of paparazzi. This is total insanity.

“You would think it was President Obama in there,” said an onlooker. “The security guards were decked out in black suits, earpieces, sunglasses. They looked like secret service.”

Lindsay’s attending her DUI classes at a place called Right On Programs, whose website is totally awesome (JK, JK — Lindsay Lohan could have done a better job of programming that shit while in a drunken blackout). They offer an “alternative” to 12-step programs and claim that the “positive non-judgemental approach of the meetings does not label anyone as ‘alcoholic’ or ‘addict’ but rather promotes the concept that life works better for anyone without alcohol or other drugs.” Yeah, that’s exactly what Lindsay Lohan needs: More people telling her ass that she’s not an addict. This’ll end well.

DAMN. Check out the bling on Kyla Weber, Vince Vaughn’s fiancee.

The happy couple headed out to a matinee of Coraline in Santa Monica, with Kyla, a Canadian realtor, sporting the ring rumored to be worth $125K. No wedding date has been set, but Kyla recently relocated to Los Angeles. Shit, now this is someone who has figured out how to succeed in a dying economy. Trading real estate for fucking Vince Vaughn. It’s harder work, I’m sure, because you have to rummage through the belly fat and the stench of booze to get to his penis, but it sure as hell pays better.

The vags are a-poppin’ lately.

Up now: Carson Daly, whose vagina excreted a healthy baby boy, named Jackson James Daly, on Sunday night.

Oh, wait, I’m just now getting word that Carson Daly’s vagina has a penis coming out of it and is therefore not equipped for childbirth. The baby was actually borne by his longtime girlfriend, Siri Pinter.

Congrats to the happy couple!

Congrats to Jenna Jameson, who welcomed twins on Monday morning. The two healthy boys walked out of Jenna’s vagina hand-in-hand, waving to their doctors. They then headed out with Charlie Sheen to score pussy.

As part of a rebranding campaign that seeks to distinguish the channel and its programming from cable competitors, the Sci Fi channel is changing its name to Syfy, with a new motto, “Imagine Greater.”

One big advantage of the name change, the executives say, is that Sci Fi is so generic that it could not be trademarked. They also want to be viewed as having a broader range of programming. “If you ask people their default perceptions of Sci Fi, they list space, aliens and the future,” said the president of the network. “That didn’t capture the full landscape of fantasy entertainment: the paranormal, the supernatural, action and adventure, superheroes.”

Thoughts? Does anyone care?