Except Guy seems to be more interested in women his own age, specifically the 44-year-old Elle MacPherson, with whom he had dinner in London on Monday. The two left the restaurant separately.

Elle is twice-divorced herself, and has two children with Arpad Busson, who’s now engaged to Uma Thurman. Arpad was close friends with Guy and Madonna when they were together, so that’s probably how Elle knows Guy.

What a tangled, tangled web!

Check out the cuteness that ensues as Ellen Degeneres has her wife, Portia de Rossi, on her talk show.

Damn, Portia is SO GORGEOUS. She hasn’t aged a day since Ally McBeal. Ellen is a lucky lady!

Part II of the interview is after the jump.

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Time Out New York, the source that originally reported the death of Natasha Richardson, has retracted their story.  They are now reporting that she is “brain dead and not expected to survive.”  Their site has crashed due to traffic but the statement comes from their public relations department.

I’m taking it all with a grain of salt at this point, but that is the latest update.

You may have seen a post up here on Evil Beet a couple minutes ago about the passing of Natasha Richardson.  It was reported by three major sites that the actress died and the story was reported as “confirmed.”  The originating source pulled their story; therefore, I have pulled mine until we have real details on the current status of Richardson’s health.

A couple of other gossip sites have chosen to stick with the story, but especially when someone’s life is involved, confirmation is critical.  Stay tuned.

Amy Winehouse was in court yesterday to plead guilty to assault.  Gosh, that sentence practically writes itself.  The charges stem from an incident last fall in which Amy allegedly attacked a woman who asked for a photo of Winehouse after a charity ball.

Amy pled not guilty-an absolutely brilliant strategy considering that bystanders took pictures of the melee.

Honestly, I don’t care about this case and I don’t care about Amy Winehouse.  Celebrity gossip bloggers will be writing this story with slightly edited details, until the end of Amy’s life.  Therefore, we have at least another six months of this crap.

What I do care about is that her tits were hanging out of her dress and that Beyonce was kind enough to loan her hips to Amy for the big day in court.  Obviously, she’s planning some sort of insanity defense.  And based on that, I rule in favor of the defendant.

“She is a ridiculous old bag, jumping around on stage at her age. I think she has some kind of an age complex, she still thinks she is a young woman, she can’t accept her age. I can’t remember him ever speaking about her or listening to her music. She is famous but she is from a different generation altogether.”

Brilliant words spoken by Catharina Franca about Madonna.  Franca dated Baby Jesus Luz for eighteen months until he could no longer resist the magic that is Madge, aka Madgic.