Someone sent me one of those Facebook surveys titled “Firsts.”  One question is, “What do you notice first about people?”  For me, it’s teeth.  If you have bad teeth, I can be your friend but I can never kiss you.

Jewel was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and shared all the ways a snaggletooth can be a girl’s best friend…all in the form of a PSA.

My stance hasn’t changed.

According to Wikipedia, and I find this so hard to believe, Tom Sizemore has six movies being released in 2009.  I can only imagine how quality they are.  But work is money and I predict that Sizemore is going to need a lot of it to pay for his defense for the newest in a long string of Tom Sizemore trials.

Tom Sizemore’s parole obligation stemming from previous crack charges ended in January 2009.  Looks like he’ll be back at it, and by “it” I mean “jail”,  now that he is under investigation for being the (alleged!) ringleader in a cell-phone heist.  An L.A. Verizon Wireless store claims to have security video of Tom and another man stealing a stash of phones including a Verizon employee phone.

Tom’s exhausted and overworked lawyer released a statement that obviously took careful consideration to craft:  “He’s innocent until proven guilty.”

I know I shouldn’t be so hung up on Leann Rimes’ cheatin’ ways but I can’t help it!  I always hear about celebrity affairs but it’s so rare that we get video footage.  The good news is that this should give Rimes excellent fodder for her next new album.

Now the married dude she’s been fucking has spoken out.  Eddie Cibrian is denying their involvement.  According to Cibrian, “Other than being friends and two actors who were romantically intertwined in a movie-for-television we filmed last fall, there is no truth to the reporting initiated by Us Magazine.  It is a fabricated story that is using random snapshots as connective tissue to create a scandalous relationship.”  You know, I tend to agree with him.  Other than the hand holding at :36, kissing at 1:47 and finger sucking at 2:10, I don’t know how people can conclude that these two are anything other than friends.  People are so quick to judge.

I guess the main story here is that Marilyn Manson has been contacting his ex-wife, Dita Von Teese, since he split with Evan Rachel Wood.  To refresh your memory, Marilyn and Evan’s relationship began while he was still married to Dita.  Now that he’s single again, Dita claims that Marilyn has been in touch.  “He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, ‘I made a big mistake’. And I’m like, ‘Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.’  Right now I’ve got three (men). They’re all in different parts of the world… That’s my biggest sin – juggling men.”

Yeah, whatever, Marilyn shouldn’t have cheated.  Now he regrets it.  You don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone, blah, blah, blah.  All I can focus on is Dita Von Teese’s fingernails-is that some sort of reverse French manicure?  It has distracted me the entire time that I was trying to care about their love gone wrong.

The always needy Lisa Rinna hit the corner of (where else?)  Melrose Avenue and Melrose Place, with the help of her friend Ross Matthews, to plead her case.  Looks like Lips Rinna is desperately angling to be cast on the CW’s new Melrose Place.

I’m all for it!  Everyone needs a job and hey, injections of copious amounts of Restalyne can get expensive!

Jump to read about last night’s American Idol elimination.  Don’t jump if the episode is on your DVR and you haven’t watched yet.

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