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Nikki Ziering’s Face Gave Birth to a Baby

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At least that’s what it looks like. It looks like a screaming monster tore its way through this woman’s face. I can’t even imagine what her vagina looks like, if this is how poorly her face has held up over the past few years. Nikki, 37, got a divorce from Ian Ziering in 2002, and she just gave birth to a healthy baby named named Tatum Ella Reynolds. The baby was born in Newport Beach, because, honestly, if you’re a former Playmate who names her daughter Tatum, there’s just no reason for her to ever go anywhere other than Newport Beach. She’ll be fine just staying in Newport her entire life. Make it easy on the coroner.

Tatum’s baby daddy is Nikki’s boyfriend, total nobody Rick Reynolds.

And if you’re wondering where Ian Ziering’s sky-rocketing career has taken him lately, he’s got a film called National Lampoon’s The Legend Of Awesomest Maximus in post-production, where he plays a character called Testiclees. Yes. Testiclees.

For comparison, in the thumbnails I’ve posted some pics of Nikki that were taken in 2006. The past few years have not been good to this woman. She either needs to sue life or her plastic surgeon at this point. Someone needs to be held accountable for the state of her face.

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  • Okay, so, Ian Zering (who in his hey day, YEARS ago) was (on a good day)a D-Lister, has an EX- (for quite a few years now) Wife (who was never even an F-lister). Said Ex-Wife had a baby with sperm from a nobody.

    How is ths post worthy?

  • I think her makeup looks awful, she has this weird halo effect surrounding her eyes and eyebrows with the lighter foundation.. I am sure she would look better if she matched it properly…

  • OMG!! Tooooo much botox. She looks way older than 37.

    She used to be so pretty that I wanted to be as pretty as her.

  • yeah- fug over botoxed face. But can I take a moment to complain about the frickin choker necklace on her friend.

    Ring ring,
    Hello?
    Hello, is this 1992? Please take your chokers back.

    WTF is up with the 90210 crowd (read: Shanon Doherty) still holding onto the choker!!!??

  • Ok beet you are right on, Nikki used to be smoking HOT but she has not aged well, too much sun, too much plastic surgery, and the lifestyle have prematurely aged her.

    Her face has taken a beating.

  • Your commentary is pretty pathetic, this picture was Nikki 3 weeks before she gave birth. I should know I am the dad. You know, the nobody. Hey, I get it, Nikki is in the public eye and she is open to ridicule, but if you want a fight on your hands keep up the chatter about my little girl. This message is not a joke and if you have the guts I would be happy to talk to you in person. You can contact Nikki’s publicist, Jerry Shandrew, look it up. no joke.

  • This woman is just a creature of the world,from her dyed hair to her freshly plastered teeth to her implanted boobs and earl shibe spray painted tan.She is a sad untalented person who has used her body to climb her way to the basement of showbiz

  • I have no idea who this woman is, Im in my late twenties, so that whole 90210 wasn’t my generation. BUT I don’t really see whats wrong with her face, I really dont. Sure she’s a bit older, and and yes she has a wig on. But it not like she’s 80. Also, whats so horrible about her face?? All she needs to do is ditch her wig, blend the make up and lay off the botox. If she went brunette that would look sic, I mean really good. Going natural always looks good no matter who you are.