Mar 30, 2009 at 01:56 pm by Evil Beet

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20 Responses to “Is It Possible That All My Dreams Have Been Realized?”

  1. Lynn says:

    Two Things.

    First Thing: Why did Madonna fashion a quasi-army outfit for herself, complete with combat boots? Could she not come up with something comfortable, casual, and climate appropriate without looking like she’s starting her own militia?

    Second Thing: Notice how this FAKE, transparent-in-purpose (I want a rebound baby w/o getting fat) cold bitch is smiling/quasi-smiling (to the extent the botox will allow) in every picture!!! Where is her usual smug sneer??? You know, the fuck-you face she usual has for all her stupid, adoring fans who have made her a filthy rich women who is capable of starting militias and buying babies?

    • thatLisa says:

      Lynn. It’s not that she “wants a rebound baby w/o getting fat.” She is too old to have a child herself. She has gone thru menopause. It’s not like she could get pregnant if she wanted.

  2. Aurélie says:

    Hi !

    Today, in Le petit journal, we can see a pic of Lourdes, with waxed eyebrows in zoom. She has really waxed them and even her moustache. But not her arms. You can see the video (at 4’10) here : http://player.canalplus.fr/#/227905/@

  3. Abbi says:

    Lourdes is so prettttyyy.
    I think the eyebrows are still there though =[
    Please, madge, let her make them nice.

  4. Jeremy says:

    Lourdes is a place in France, and its not even one of the really pretty sounding ones like Loir, I will never understand why she named her daughter that. Its like calling your kid Miliwaukee.

  5. Jennette says:

    I’m also wondering why anyone would visit an African country and wear army boots and camouflage, it seems inappropriate to say the least.

  6. Tracy says:

    Lourdes is so adorable. She’s really growing into a beauty.

  7. anabelle says:

    Lourdes is a very common name in my country Mexico and in other countries in latin America, Lourdes dad is latino so, probably he named the girl and Madonna just happened to like it, I’m just guessing here… Is not like one of those made up names you hear in hollywood these days.

  8. lucie_beluga says:

    Love ya beet, this sole entry, which makes me realize I wasn’t the only one focusing on the monobrow in the world and just made me laugh, love that blog even from the other side of the glob, keep it going!

  9. Erin says:

    How is Lourdes pronounced?

    Just like… Lords? Stupid name.

  10. kat says:

    awwww — i love the unibrow and the mustache. it’s pretty punk rock and i think she should keep them au natural.

  11. arugula says:

    OMG i’ve been waiting for that forever! it was the first thing i noticed when looking at the pic..i was like…wait…no unibrow! xD

  12. b00gie says:

    so when did madonna turn into sarah connor? is she looking to adopt the savior of mankind? somebody tell arnold to watch out, they’ll be gunning for him.

  13. rhoniluv says:

    i can’t WAAAIT until 2011

    lourdes is going to TOWER over her mom & be a teen glamazon

    (hopefully with all the bells & whistles that teen rebellion brings which will probably age madge another 20 years)

    oh…good times.

    :-)

  14. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i liked the unibrow. it reminded me of frida kahlo, who rocked both a unibrow and a moustache!

  15. Canaduck says:

    All I can say is that I remember when Lourdes was freaking BORN (I was babysitting and it came up on scroll on MTV) and now I feel really old.

  16. Sasha says:

    oh thank god she had her stache waxed! That thing has been bugging me for a couple of years xD

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