Mar 29, 2009 at 04:43 pm by Kelly

Ashley Tisdale and Friend @ Perez Hilton's 31st Birthday Party

44 Responses to “Perez Hilton Turns 31”

  1. Alison G says:

    So is he really that brilliant and lots of fun to be around? Or is he really mean and not that intelligent but he’s like the popular girl everyone is afraid NOT to be friends with?

  2. Sharon says:

    And I’m so sure “Zaquisha” sent the bottle himself, instead of one of his handlers. Perez is a tool. I can’t believe I used to read his shit daily. But once I found this one, no joke, I couldn’t handle it over there anymore. It hurt my soul to read it.

    • Nichole says:

      Me too! I love this site so much more. Perez is such a chode.

      • Anar says:

        I also immigrated from Perez to here. The difference is like eating low quality $1 menu berger after which you hate yourself vs. a $6 one in a local place.

  3. Lynn says:

    Kelly!!! Faux pas girlfriend, faux pas!

    Ewwwww….Perez…I’m sure I don’t speak for everybody, but for myself, and lotsa others in this neck of the woods (including Beet) we no likee Perez! So I could really give a flyin’ frisbee ’bout his stinkin’ birthday.

    • ThatLisa says:

      She probably posted it because of all the random celebs there. It’s not like she was kissing his ass.

      I don’t understand why famous people would want anything to do with him. That’s just so freaking odd to me.

    • superchuckholly says:

      Yeah, I’m quite sure she posted about it because of all the real celebs.

  4. Lynn says:

    Kelly!! Faux pas, girlfriend, faux pas!

    Perez is a doucebag, and (while not all) MANY in this neck of the woods no likee him (Beet, for sure). I could give a flyin’ frisbee ’bout his stinkin’ birthday.

    Off topic and showing my age here, but does anybody get this pop culture, 80′s sitcom reference….
    “Kelly, Kelly, Kelly you’re hair’s so clean”…..

    • Abbi says:

      Pretty sure this was just a post to make fun of perez… juuuust sayin.

      I think ashley had more plastic surgery (to fix the botched nose job..) it looks like the bulb of her nose has rounded out and its michael jackson tip is gone.

  5. Lee says:

    How Perez can leave his house in that getup and then blog about how other people look stupid is one of the great unsolved mysteries of the universe. I would think that by now, that level of hypocrisy would have imploded somewhere in his giant head.

  6. Jean says:

    This is also Amy Sedaris birthday, Happy birthday Amy !

  7. Klipper says:

    I can’t stand Perez Hilton. He’s not a good writer, has almost no wit and thinks way too much of himself. He’s another example of somebody becoming a celebrity for doing absolutely nothing. He’s a 31 year old blogger that gushes about tween pop stars to the point that he seems almost like a pedophile.

  8. BeetFan says:

    Hey Beet–Isn’t Perez wearing a Utilikilt from Seattle? (Although the cute NW hippy boys go in a different direction with the footwear.)

  9. Kevinisstupid says:

    He doesn’t write his own blog anymore either. He has three staff writers, awesome?

  10. David says:

    I am so glad I’m not the only person who despises Perez Hilton.
    He is so obnoxious.
    How he trashes anyone else’s out and wears that is beyond me.
    And seriously, what is he famous for?
    Writing a poor gossip column–that he doesn’t write for anymore?
    Oh it all makes sense.
    On that not, I love this site.

  11. VlogHog says:

    Don’t be surprised at celebs showing up at the party. As long as Perez is hot, he’ll get attention.

    Most celeb’s are publicity whores, as you all know.

    If

  12. heather says:

    Ugh… his 15 minutes should have been over a really long time ago… I had thought it died out for a bit, but alas, here he is in all his douche-ness…

  13. wendie says:

    Doug Reinhardt and Amanda Bynes in the same room…

    • victoria says:

      drama. i wonder what happened..
      i think that’s the reason why paris looks like she wants to strangle someone.
      and she could get away with it, cos’ well…
      it’s paris and attempting to look fierce and as if she’s about to strangle someone is just very in character for her.

      i think she’s a psychopath.

  14. BLA says:

    Oh Christina. How far you have fallen.

  15. RG says:

    May this be his last B Day …….as a public figure. (I’d be harsher but karma forbids).
    Let’s face it the guy’s a douche.

  16. Jinxy says:

    Birthday Party, looks more like a Valtrex convention to me. He’s a vile toad, rather than say many more, how about no more – ever?

  17. Anonymous says:

    Agreed with everyone about his douchiness. This guy is terrible but he can make or break a celebrity and they all know that.

  18. ThatLisa says:

    christina is channeling her inner Ga Ga, I see

  19. Jeremy says:

    …this is kind of depressing.

  20. Josie says:

    GROSS! He is so ugly inside and out. I stopped reading his blog awhile back and thought I’d be free of him! Don’t do this to me again please!

  21. mark says:

    Sorry guys but I think Paris and Christina both look hot. Amanda also looks highly doable. And yes I agree, Beetster, Wendie and Kelly are all $6 burgers in my book. Love you all.

  22. Tracy says:

    Yawn. He’s pathetic.

  23. Jennifer says:

    Perez is on Paris Hilton’s payroll …….he agreed to never write anything bad about her in exchange for her not sueing him for stealing her last name. On top of that his blog is totally unprofessional, a grammar nightmare, devoid of humor and biased in favor of his friends. I also don’t appreciate him injecting his political shit at every opportunity. This site is way better.

    • Anonymous says:

      you can’t sue someone for using part of your name. It’s not like Marilyn Monroe’s estate is going to sue Marilyn Manson…

  24. Kwil says:

    Please do not start writing about Perez and giving him press attention. I will swear off Evil Beet gossip as well then.

  25. ciara says:

    I think it’s ridiculous he calls himself “hollywood’s most hated” and then has a star-studded (well, paris and co) birthday party. He seems to be mean about the c-listers for example jennifer love hewitt (?) but won’t say anything mean about the big boys. Sap.

  26. kungfumama says:

    Bleck! Poo-ee! Perez! eww eww eww

  27. Ann says:

    There is no doubt in my mind that all those celebrities showed up so that Perez wouldn’t talk shit about them. I watched the video of it and it was a totally lame party lol.

  28. michelle says:

    What the FUCK is he wearing? Whore.

  29. J Perek says:

    Perez, What a total loser! A disgrace to the gay community.
    Most of us disagreed with what Miss CA said, but nonetheless she is entitled to her opinion. Perez set the gay cause backward about 10 years because of his rude and childish behavior toward her comment. Perez, grow up and start acting like a man. Perez is not representative of the opinions of most hard working, decent gay men….

  30. rockguru says:

    Trashing ‘Avatar’ comes back to haunt Perez the Retard Hilton. 650 mln worldwide 212 at home.

    Avatar vs Perez – Avatar just crushed him without even notice him. What a loser!

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