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Sean Avery Movie Titled Puck Facewinehouse

I’ll let you choose how you want to wrap up this weekend. You can either read the entire content of this post about Sean Avery and how Vogue just released the title of his upcoming biopic, OR you can skip to the very last paragraph for an Amy Winehouse upskirt. I’ll leave the decision up to you.

If you don’t know who Sean Avery is, you should. You should know him, so you can hate him.

He’s just about the douchiest hockey player ever to play the game. He’s been traded and re-traded, thanks to his habit of alienating all his teammates while making completely unnecessary asshole comments about his ex-girlfriends (which include Elisha Cuthbert & Rachel Hunter), decorating booths at fashion week with sunflowers,  and shopping for women’s handbags on ESPN. He’s also solely responsible for a regulation in the NHL rule book ( alternately known as either the Sean Avery rule or the “Can’t Get Mad, I’m Not Touching” rule) that keeps assholes from acting like playground bullies and standing in front of the goalie, flailing their arms about like a 4 year old fighting with his sister.

Vogue magazine has decided to make a biopic on Avery, who once interned there. They announced the title of of the upcoming movie this weekend: Puck face. I’m thinking they were one letter off on that one.

And for those of you who’re gonna bitch about me ending the weekend by writing about a sports celebrity, here. That’s a nice Amy Winehouse upskirt shot for you. Are you happy now? You could have bettered yourselves by learning something about the people you should hate in professional sports. But instead, you’d rather look at some skankity crack patty’s skunk hole.

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  • puck face? Touche, Vogue. Didn’t know you had a sense of humor. But why are they making a movie about him? Why are they making a movie at all? Sean Avery is such a twat. I hate when people badmouth their exes in public. It’s like, hello, you are the one that dated them, not us. Your problem.

    Oh, and a Choose Your Own Adventure shout-out? I so love Kelly.

      • I thought the “amy winehouse” part of that was an indicator of the NSFW aspect, or the word upskirt. hahaha But I guess some people just click without looking at what they’re clicking on hahaha

  • Omg I can’t believe he said that to that old lady. Why don’t they just like remove him from professional sports? Is he just that good?

  • PUCK FACE!! Well… I would either agree with you that they’re a letter off (they truly are)… or I would say that they got it right because his face DOES look like the face of someone who’s been hit with a few pucks.

    I hate that guy. I was so pissed off watching that game where he was screening Brodeur. God, I wanted to choke him something wicked.