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So I’ve been listening to old England Dan songs, downing bottles of Two Buck Chuck and cruising around the internet when I came across this bullshit. And I had to share.
Remember this dress which made Beyonce look like her jelly factory exploded? Well, ages after the fact, her rep has released a statement because she’s under some impression we care: “This is not a weight-gain issue. Beyonce is in the best shape of her life. The exaggerated hips are a design element of a truly couture dress. Beyonce has always loved this dress.” Yeah, whatever, padded hips-very attractive.
But here’s the “hold on one fucking New York minute,” part: the rep also claims that the dress had to be taken in four inches in the waist as it was originally made for the 23-inch waisted Jerry Hall. Now, I may have too much vino on the brain, but according to my pocket calculator, that means Beyonce has a nineteen-inch waist.
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YALL UGLY AN STOP HATEIN ON HER LIKE DAT
BITCHIN ANT THE WAY 2 GO
Jerry Hall, a professional skank, is built like West Texas. Flat, boring and not a challenge to get through.
Bee-yon-cee is a real woman, with the the plusses and the bads. So, BITCH PUH-LEEZE, make more sense than Prince’s personal crotch trimmer.
I’m finished here, go get your respect back!
Yeah-Yah!
p.s. Your Moms left her wig at my place again … I can’t have that. so square her up.
yeah , shes a big one
I also think she’s thick mentally
those go together often , so it makes sense
she’s presented well , but she’s actually bigger than britney’s pears
Are we supposed to care? Honestly, it doesn’t even matter… this website IS as hilarious and stupid as my friends told me!!!!!! XD