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Bruce Willis Cast His New Wife

Bruce Willis and Emma Heming Pictures Photos

Oh man. I wish falling in love was as easy for me as it is for Bruce Willis. Apparently Bruce did not meet his new wife, Emma Heming, through friends, as his PR team originally stated. He was basically casting for girlfriends, using his Halle Berry flick Perfect Stranger as a cover. It’s kind of like Match.com but for really rich and famous people, I guess.

An impeccable source tells Page Six: “During the casting of ‘Perfect Stranger’ [the suspense movie Willis made with Halle Berry two years ago], Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role.”

At Willis’ request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles of extras and minor speaking parts.

Our casting source said, “He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to ‘read,’ he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date.”

The casting sessions/blind dates went well enough. “He started dating [model] Tamara Feldman, with whom he coincidentally enough had a sex scene,” our insider said.

Then, Heming was selected for a small speaking part. Willis “started dating both Tamara and Emma but obviously, Emma eventually won out,” the source said.

This is how I’m going to date in the future. Evil Beet is going to start using a lot of male models. I’m not sure where or how we’ll use them (suggestions?) but we are DEFINITELY going to be needing a LOT of male models around here. I will be casting them. Then I will be dating them, and marrying the one I like best. That is how we’re going to do my dating life from now on, okay? Okay.

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  • As shallow as it sounds I think that is a GREAT idea! Why shouldn’t you have a casting call for dates ( like bars aren’t giant casting calls???)- then you can pick what you actually like! I think you should do a casting call for whatever “type” you like and they could model a T-shirt you’re going to give away or something. I like it!

  • Like kelly said, he needed new prey because of how much his people suit had decayed.

    Ahahahaha one of the best posts ever.

  • “Bruce Wills Casts His New Daughter” is what this picture looks like. I wish that these altacockers would stop trying to use young women to hide from their mortality. And she looks like Demi with browner skin, so he’s really trying to recreate the past.

    So in thirteen years years and three more kids, who will her Ashton Kutcher be?

    I think that when women reach their 40s, marrying guys who are 25+ years older than they are is okay, because presumably they aren’t looking for a father substitute by that age.

  • You Go Girl! Buy them if you must, I support you!

    WTF??? IS THAT BRUCE WILLIS’ ONLY SUIT???!!!

    I must’ve seen at least 8 photos of him in the last 48 hours. They were all at various times in his 2 year relationship with this chick. She has a diffewrent outfit on in each picutre, and he has on THIS SUIT.

    Wow…maybe this IS his people suit?

  • I’m gay, and I must admit that girl has some damn sexy legs.

    If only Bruce looked half as good.

    • OMG, me tooooooo. Where can I get it?? Not that I can afford it, but I’ll pretend I can and ask ;-).

  • Soooo, nobody has seen Takashi Miike’s brilliant movie “Audition”? Any day now, Bruce will wake up missing a foot and that chick will be pushing needles in his eyes while humming a jaunty tune.

    • i have seen it! well, couldn’t keep watching really…the part with the man in the sack??!?!?!