Today's Evil Beet Gossip



“People telling lies about me to her and all this garbage. I’m really a good person and I have a good heart and just want to work. The only reason I go to clubs is to hear Samantha spin or be normal … I don’t drink, I don’t do drugs and I don’t lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it … I move forward and I change. Life’s too short not to. If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it’s really not that interesting—then I could land a great role. But all the sicko fans and the noise is so distracting. I just want to live the dream that I’ve worked so hard for since I was 4 years old. I’ve been through a lot in my life. And there are many things I’d like to do to let people know that they just have to be strong … I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc. It’s all possible if people would just stop judging me and accusing me and making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person that I am not and could never be.”

I’ll start off by saying that, although E! Online claims Lindsay gave them an “exclusive” interview, my guess is that this all comes in the form of an email she sent while high. I think this primarily because of the use of the term “sicko.” I think she meant to say “psycho,” and misspelled it, and the folks at E! didn’t catch this, even though they probably cleaned up the spelling and grammar in the email considerably before posting this. This all sounds very much like a drunk-Lindsay email, doesn’t it? It’s EVERYBODY else’s fault that she can’t land roles. She’s COMPLETELY sober and honest, except when she’s sending wasted emails to E!.

Oh, and she just crashed the $100K Maserati she bought like a week ago. Well, she didn’t crash it — she was in the passenger’s seat — but, still. She was apparently “visibly upset” at the scene. So here’s my suspected timeline: Lindsay’s new car gets wrecked. Lindsay gets upset. Life feels unmanageable. She can’t win. Lindsay gets wasted. Lindsay sends email to E! blaming her “sicko” fans and the “noise.” Everybody laughs.

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  • I don’t know if “sicko” automatically designates that she’s high, drunk, etc. I use the term “sicko,” and even though “psycho” probably makes more sense, no one ever claimed she was smart. Trust me, I’m NOT a Lohan fan, but I feel like the girl was probably frustrated, about to snap, and decided to go on a nice long rant. Don’t we all get like that?

    Oh, and happy birthday!!!

  • “I’d like to have my own charity, do work overseas, be in Oscar-nominated films, write movies, produce movies/shows/videos, design clothes, make music, write books, etc.”

    Wow Lindsay, we have something in common! I want to be in Oscar nominated movies too!!!!! I also want a winning lottery ticket and a pony.
    Alas, I don’t think it’s is going to happen-
    for either of us.

    (P.S. You’re a dumb shit.)

  • Notice how many times she uses the word “I” in that diatribe? Clearly the world revolves around her.

  • Stay home, get up before 9:00AM, discipline yourself to write or work with a good agent. Take a few acting lessons. Stay out of the damn clubs – you think that is normal? I don’t see a lot of successful actors out at clubs every night. It’s not the people judging you, it’s you getting your act together and using some discipline in your daily life. You have many contacts, and more opportunities than any of us will ever have. Use them wisely. Grow up.

  • i use the word sicko all the time does that mean i am high?
    seriously though she sounds frustrated. i get that she made mistakes in the past and will continue to make them. but that hardly makes her unique amongst humans does it? i am not the biggest fan- but i don’t really get where this intense hate people seem to have for her comes from? its a little weird -am thinking people are picking on her as some sort of public mass catharsis.for her sake i hope everyone will move onto someone else soon.

  • Oh man… it was a slippery slope from the moment she decided to date Wilmer Valderama. I blame him! And her dad! And her mom! Oh and me, it’s my fault too. It’s everyone’s fault (except Lindsay)!!!

  • Well I do have to agree with her on one point regarding her personal life: “…it’s really not that interesting…” I really just don’t get why the paparazzi has such a hard-on for her. All of the photos and coverage seems to consist of is her going shopping or her going to or coming from some nightclub with her GF — how is this news?

  • go look at and see Lindsay and Samantha Ronson picture not captioned. Evil Beet would at least have a comment. That is the girl in Ronson with weight and blonde hair back a few years ago I would guess.

  • i love how she’s not wearing pants. they’re not even leggings, they are tights. how is this normal? oh, right… it’s not.