Mar 24, 2009 at 01:27 am by Evil Beet

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20 Responses to “La Broke-han?”

  1. Wendie says:

    Take out another 30K a month for her therapist.

  2. Llaura says:

    Tru dat.

  3. briana says:

    if she IS broke that would explain that terrible fornarina ad

  4. Kate says:

    Wellsaid.A very rare yet good and fair blog on Lindsay.Keep it up.

  5. Luci says:

    yeah beet, im an engineer too

  6. mark says:

    She should still be able to charge top dollar for one of those rowboat blowjobs.

  7. thatLisa says:

    “recessionista?” shoot me

  8. YoMomma says:

    Looks like she might have to go on the next Dr. Drew Celebrity Rehab to be able to afford her next stint. Rehab is VERY expensive.

  9. Lee says:

    “Broke” is relative. When I am broke it means I can’t pay my gas bill. When Lohan is broke, it probably means she can’t buy a SECOND Maserati.

  10. Hautie says:

    Oddly, I believe, no matter how much money she might earn in a month… she would still spend more than she had earn. There is never enough.

    Which by the time she is 30… she will be as relative as Corey Haim. Just another young actor who snorted up their future.

    What surprises me is that her Mother has been so quite… normally Orange Oprah is out in full force yakking it up with anyone who will listen. Yet, I have not seen her anywhere in months.

    • Too true says:

      I agree. Young actors who are their families’ meal and party tickets don’t get taught adult skills because their parents are themselves unstable and dependent on their children. She has an ex-con father and a frustrated show-biz mother. Her father seems to be incapable of admitting the terrible influence he has been on his family and is only capable of blaming Lindsay’s girlfriend and her mother is invisible.

      Has her mother given up hope? At least Sam, who is clearly in a dysfunctional, and probably, an enabling relationship with Lindsay, seems to be trying to also be supportive of her. Ugh – can she pull a Brittany-style turn-around without someone else taking over control of her affairs? I doubt it, but if she gets sober, maybe.

  11. Beet Czar says:

    Don’t care! Good for her.. Wait, hold on….ok, back…Still don’t care… love to see her broke and begging, more fighting, ‘openly’ back on drugs, doing more really bad foreign commercials. then those “MA” rated straight to DVD movies… Awesome.

  12. Just me, J says:

    Yuck, she has some nasty looking hands!

  13. Bad eggs and Sam says:

    It’s inconceivable to me that Sam is being blamed for Lindsay’s problems, which clearly pre-date their relationship. The real reason for her unemployability for longer-term projects is obviously her addictions, not “Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to”.

    Why there’s so much coyness in referring to “party favors” and hangovers when it sounds like her real problem is coke addiction, plus who knows what other drugs, on websites that have no problem referring to vaginas and penises and using obscenities, I have no idea. Why doesn’t someone just get a warrant to search her home and arrest her again, so that she can get back into rehab?

    If that had been done to Whitney Houston years ago, perhaps decades of her adult life wouldn’t have been wasted smoking crack and we’d all have more of her amazing work to enjoy for posterity. Is there some sort of tacit agreement by the police to not bust the rich and famous? If so, why does George Michael keep getting busted? Because he’s gay?

  14. quirkygirlkitten says:

    if she is broke (which i doubt) i don’t care. lindsey has sunk to being kind of like paris hilton- a teeny tiny bit better, but the same general ballpark: another spoiled, talentless, skanky, dishonest, self-absorbed, oddly orange famewhore.

    • Jennifer says:

      I swear I don’t get why these people buy anything when they get swag everywhere they go. Why do you have to shop when designers are always handing you things for free? If I was famous I would be the biggest tightwad.

      lol@oddly orange

  15. Jennifer says:

    This does not suprise me, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Daddy Lohan blew all the money he scammed from his investors on COKE just like his little girl. This whole family needs a psychiatrist. Speaking of which, has Daddy Narcissist blogged about it yet?

  16. Where a Beet? says:

    My oh-so-thoughtful postings have gone a-wandering into the internet ether. The world will have to await my infinite wisdom, which I faithfully save for the Beet, the whole Beet and nothing but the Beet. Does anyone else pour their heart into their postings only to have them never appear? Tell me why!

    I mused sincerely about the Lowly Lohan only to have my scintillating remarks go the way of the dodo, as my mother-in-law used to say. Phooey. Is some techno-glitch Beeting me to the punch?

  17. lina says:

    wow- you really worked it out didn’t you? but i agree-this broke shit sound like bull and this weeks obligatory lohan scandal. and anyway broke in hollywood ain’t the same as broke everywhere else.

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