Mar 23, 2009 at 06:55 am by Wendie

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Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife’s ass on Twitter.  That makes him a twat, right?  It would make him an ex-husband if he were married to me, but I’ve never been tolerant of men who refer to their spouses as “wifey” anyway.  Ah, that pesky Nikon celebrity endorser…

Demi Moore seriously has the best ass for a forty-six-year-old.  Is this a result of Kabbalah?  Because, I just tied about eighteen red strings around my wrist and I’ve already lost two pounds.  And I’m feeling way more holier.  Than thou, that is.

38 Responses to “Demi’s Ass”

  1. maybewithme says:

    i truly hate this wifey craze as well! why did this decide to explode over night?

  2. arp arp says:

    lol. Ahhh Wendie. Your posts never fail to amuse me.

  3. Chellie says:

    Why do I find an overwhelming sense of relief that she wears underwear that covers her whole ass and not a thong?

  4. Cami says:

    I read it was a bikini and not underwear…

  5. Anonymous says:

    Best ass?! HAHAHA! Looks like a damn 12 year old.

  6. dpizzle says:

    HOLD ON! Hold on! WHAT ASS!??!?!?!?! I’m sorry, but I don’t see an ass. The only ass in that photo is behind the camera.

  7. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    I’m sorry, but ah, where in the photo is this alleged ass? All I see are two legs attached to a back.

  8. Tom Cruise says:

    Whatever man! thsi bithc is suffering from Noassatall.
    Like a really f’ng serious case of it.
    Kaballah wont get you an apointment with a good plastic surgeon.

  9. Evil Overlord says:

    Beet has it right…Kutcher is a twat…Although Demi does have a pretty nice looking ass…I can’t help wonder what the fallout will be when Mrs. Kutcher realizes her bikini clad bend over is all over the internet thanks to her childish hubby! This should go under the headline of “Demi’s Been Punked!”

  10. AnnaMolly says:

    honestly… what’s up with that couch?

  11. kelly says:

    non-existent

  12. Karen says:

    I’m the same age as Demi Moore. If my ass looked like that, I’d post it myself. I think it looks great.

  13. cheewizz says:

    I could have gone all day without seeing this…
    Chee-thanx…

  14. Alex S. says:

    When I saw the headline and pic, I thought you meant “Demi Lovato”. Thanks beet, now I’m depressed :(

  15. scottsme says:

    Maybe I’m the only one… but I think we are the ones being punk’d. Give it a couple days and AK is gonna come out and tell us how this isn’t really Demi… HAHAHAHA…

    And then we can all Laf and Laf and remember why we hated him in the first place…

    Kudos to Wendie on the use of the word twat. Made me giggle in 7th grade – still makes me giggle years later.

  16. mcbiscuit says:

    That’s what you get for marrying a teenage jackass, frankly.
    But yes, great butt.

  17. Tom Cruise says:

    I think Julia Robert’s face makes a better ass than the one Demi is missing back there.

  18. Alisson says:

    She is a raw vegan that’s why she has a kick ass body :)

  19. Señor Loco says:

    You’re suppose to only post these items on Twatter, not Twitter.

  20. Canaduck says:

    …what.

  21. Kimchi says:

    Didn’t anyone read Demi’s reply tweet to this?
    She said something like “ha ha.. he’s so sneaky, and all while I was ironing his suit for him”… or something like that..
    she didn’t seem to be too pissed about it.. and she actually reposted the link to the pic..

  22. Kimchi says:

    Here’s the actual post:

    he is such a sneak and while I was steaming his suit too! RT @aplusk: shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
    1:15 PM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

  23. Ricardo says:

    hahaha funny one wendy

  24. achou says:

    more holier?!

  25. Holly says:

    clean your suit twat!

  26. Kitchee says:

    Christ, some of you people are feeble. Unless you’ve got an enormous ass, anyone would look like they had no ass in that pose.

  27. Caz2 says:

    I think at first I’d be a bit off, but then very flattered that my husband would be so proud as to show the world what he’s got :)

  28. lolly says:

    i think this is funny.

  29. drfdrfdrf says:

    thats really mean if you are going to make fun of someone then make fun of youre self fatasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. erika says:

    i dont think that is so cool the only ass is you

  31. tandreA says:

    shit on that.she really has a tiny ass.

  32. v.s.gaudio says:

    IL PUNCTUM DOPPIO DI DEMI MOORE

    L’immagine, dal “punctum doppio”, sospende sempre il senso: il Significante, su cui l’ occhio sensuale dovrebbe meditare, non è definito, non perché non sia lì, evidente, ma perché, essendo sospeso, non può che sollecitare l’ occhio creativo a dedicargli tutta l’attenzione di una delectatio morosa estesa nel tempo . Il punctum doppio si costituisce nella posa studiata, ostentata, artificiosa, ma anche in quella sfuggente, obliqua,opportuna,viziata. Potremmo definirlo, nel noema della fotografia, come trucco della prospettiva: il porsi è un farsi-vedere, un ostentare, ma anche un simulare, un atteggiarsi, un inscenare.
    Teatrale il trucco della prospettiva, in Demi Moore si fa cinematografico perché blandisce la Polisemia e la Complessità; fosse stato teatrale, il trucco avrebbe artefatto l’Iconicità e la Pregnanza.
    Fotografico, il trucco della prospettiva mi ricorda il trucco iconico di Carmela Russo, in arte Carmen , Bilancia nata a Genova nel ’59, felicemente documentato in quel servizio con cui Playmen, sul finire degli anni settanta o un po’ dopo, le immortalò l’ostensione del deretano.
    Fu tanto “iconizzato” quel culo in quell’immagine che un “amico”-bigotto mi sottrasse quel prezioso numero di Playmen per farne falò al “Dio del Fallo Moscio” in piazza Carignano a Torino!

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