Mar 20, 2009 at 05:24 am by Wendie


It’s clear that there are rabid Lindsay Lohan fans here at Evil Beet.  They are all about the Daily Lohan, and in today’s case they’re getting a twofer.  So, to all of you, enjoy this Fornarnia Jeans commercial featuring your favorite, uh, actress?

For the rest of us on Team Why Is Lindsay Still Famous?-let’s form a circle, join hands and pray that Linds’ unearned fame fades soon.  Someday.  It must.

52 Responses to “More Lohan aka I Am So Sorry To Do This To You Twice In One Day”

  1. Kristen says:

    That is a terrible commercial

  2. mamie says:

    she scares me. make her go away.

  3. Sarah says:

    I have to say, when Lindsay was less invasive than she is now, I was a little bit of a fan. Well, no, more like a closet-fan. I really enjoyed her in Mean Girls and then it all went downhill after that.

    I don’t know why she’s still a topic of public fascination, but if she decides she wants to continually ‘earn’ it, she better start doing some decent movies, and stat.

  4. Tom Cruise says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT CRAP???

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    Wendie you owe my ass a new pair of jeans because i pissed these laughing at that freaking MESS!

    Jesus Xenu HA HA HA HA HA HA HA MY EYES!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!

    MAria Carey is gonna be pissed as hell that formage jeans done stole the set of her dream video. HA HA HA YOU SUCK LOHAN!

  5. CazMinx says:

    What.The.Fuck did i just watch?

    Not that I have ever heard of the brand but I am now turned off it for the rest of my life. It is going on my black list of brands along with Revlon.

  6. Monica says:

    HAHAAUAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

    ooooooh God! that made my day

  7. medimary says:

    STUPID!!!

  8. Jess says:

    that was SUCH a bad commercial.
    oh. my. god.

  9. Hautie says:

    Oh yea this is going on her resume’ as a highlight …..

    Now if she would just grasp the fact she has no business…. being any shade of blonde… it would be appreciated.

  10. rachael says:

    that was the most retarded ass commercial ever.

    she looks like she is about to get blown away but all that punk graphic bullshit. some one needs to hold her down and force feed her some cheese burgers before the breeze catches her and she flots off to OZ or some shit.

  11. Rayne says:

    that would have been so much better if she was saying ‘fornication’ instead of ‘fornarnia’. much better.

    • Sophie says:

      It’s Fornarina, not Fornarnia. Which doesn’t undermine your point, but nobody elses seems to have pointed out that we’re not talking about the land of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

  12. Meg says:

    The commercial obviously would have been horrendous no matter who was acting in it, but this commercial actually made me feel really sad for her.

    She should stick to modeling. There’s just something about her that’s interesting, even though she lacks any form of talent (that’s legal to accept money for, anyways). The longer she does nothing and yet still makes money and ends up on magazine covers just makes her even more interesting, oddly.

  13. WTF? That was the worst commercial ever. It reminded me of a cheerleading cheer, but without the enthusim. Maybe they should have gotten Brittney, since she is an entertainer & all. Absolutly horrible.

  14. Cynicism says:

    She looks like Hannah Montana.

  15. Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

    sweet jayzus, she is dead in the eyes…
    and that smile at the end is not convincing.
    Fornarnia, you suck almost as much ass as your poor excuse for a model!!

  16. g says:

    love……hate……heart……focaccia! lmao what in the HELL was that about?

  17. Jean says:

    That was a jeans commercial ? It looked more like an advertising for Barbie doll accessories
    That was baaad, lol

  18. Abbi says:

    How exactly was she supposed to make that commercial GOOD.

  19. Sarah says:

    My favorite old pair of jeans are Fornarinas, and now I can’t put them on without thinking of this BS. I love her, but jesus…it looked like some creepy 80′s video game.

  20. Melina says:

    This is sooo Lady Gaga.

  21. niknak says:

    shes really wasted away! she finally is as skinny as her womanwhore sam ronson…..very disturbing

  22. Sometimes says:

    HAhahahahahahahaha, the fuck was that? Btw she looks so much like her old ass mother it’s scary. Get help Lindsay.

  23. Lizbeth says:

    hahaha, at first, I saw the commercial on mute because I was on the phone, but the sound made it much more hilarious! I agree with Jean about the Barbie doll accessories.

    this was SUCH a mess, indeed.

  24. Kelly says:

    I don’t personally have anything against Lilo, but that looked like a homemade music video for a New Wave drag queen someone made in their high school A/V lab in 1987.

    Or maybe she got trapped (and kept) in a moving Trapper Keeper.

  25. scottsme says:

    ummm…. I’m guessing that they paid Puss an inordinate amount of cash and had to produce this commercial on an old casio keyboard and couldn’t afford to pay anyone with more than a 10th grade education for the script.

    And oh… by the way… the producers of TRON called… they want their set back….

  26. torie says:

    that was really weird. but still i appreciate the extreme enunciation of “FOR-NAR-I-NA” as it allowed me to understand that, despite the way everybody seems to be spelling it, it’s not “for (the mythical land of) narnia”.

  27. JustinInPittsburgh says:

    2 things:

    1. Lindsay Lohan is a disgusting piece of trash. This proves it.

    2. It’s called Fornarina not Fornarnia. LOL

  28. Tom Cruise says:

    Im never going to call it by the real name FORNARNIA FOREVER!

    Losers

  29. Evil Beet says:

    Dude, is this going to air in the U.S.? It feels more like a Japanese commercial to me.

  30. briana says:

    aaahahahaha….. thats a whack-as-crack commercial. the ‘song’ or whatever the hell that was reminded me of this song on Chicago.. you know- ‘Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!”

  31. Kevinisstupid says:

    Okay, second comment but bleh, I just want to say whoever wrote this commercial needs to be hired for the next Spielberg movie. STAT!

  32. Klipper says:

    I’m TOTALLY with Wendie on this. WHY the fuck is Lindsay Lohan still famous? She’s completely worthless. I’m liking Wendie more and more every day.

  33. Amy says:

    Haha even a hate post on LiLo is garnering attention! Awesome!

  34. briana says:

    hahaha I can’t stop watching this

  35. Sophie says:

    God, whatever happened to that precocious, promising little girl in Freaky Friday? Such a waste.

  36. Alyssa says:

    DO NOT bring Lady Gaga into this.

  37. Dr. G says:

    Jesus. Thank you for making my day, Wendie… after a long work week, I deserve a good laugh. What a fucking twat she is.

  38. lala says:

    I totally love her… But this comercial is horrible and girl needs to eat. It so sad..

  39. quirkygirlkitten says:

    that was awesomely bad. wow…

  40. Nellie says:

    hah, before i heard her say “fornarnia” i thought it was “for narnia”….heh…

  41. versace says:

    Can she die of AIDS alrdy..

  42. ricardo says:

    Who the hell is this aimed at and what was their budget????

    Terrible graphics, supercheesy, and associating lindsay with a brand is just not good! (probably a result of low budget)

    ps. rainbows and neon colors arent enough to detract from that crackhead look!

  43. ADru says:

    That’s freaking hilarious, it reminds me of like Jem or Rainbow Bright… I think Lindsay’s still famous because she’s amusing, an amusing joke. I’ll keep watching.

  44. srr says:

    She’s a skeleton. The worst parts of that commercial was when they showed her boney butt. Yuk!!

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