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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Want People To Think Of Her Naked

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Taylor Swift is on and in April’s issue of Allure and she wants you to know that talking about love is fine but sex is an off limits topic.  Swift’s reasoning for the silence:  “It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked. And as much as I can prevent people picturing me naked, I’m going to.”  I don’t know about you, but as soon as someone says, “Don’t imagine me naked,” that’s the first thing I do.

In regards to her relationships and how they relate to her music, she’s sounding a little Aniston-ish:  “Let’s say I date a guy who really does nothing but damage me. And you’ve spent time, you’ve spent effort, and you’ve put everything into trying to make that work. And it didn’t. So you write a song about it. It was worth everything, if you write a song about it.”  Dudette, you know your Jonas boy has moved on, right?

And in a heartbreaking indicator of just how many animated Disney movies Swift watched as a child, she imagines, “I have always been fascinated with fairy tales and the idea that Prince Charming is just one castle away.  And you’re gonna run across a field and meet each other in the middle and have an amazing, perfect movie kiss. And it’s gonna be happily ever after.”  Good luck with that Tay.

The issue is on stands March 24th.

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  • She’s got the shape of a stick. Not exactly fodder for fantasy, IMHO.

    I don’t think she should worry entirely too much about people imagining her naked. They’re probably too busy with other really important stuff, like reading the telephone book, weeding their gardens or alphabetizing their spice racks.

  • I dunno, she mentioned eating biscuits & apple butter @ Cracker Barrel and that was enough for me…but I’m a man & that’s just my nature, if that’s wrong, so be it!

  • “But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked.”

    Gotta say, I think it depends who the YOU is in her statement. Don’t think people are picturing everyone who discusses sex publicly naked. Eh?

  • Um, no, it’s when you dress up and show off your body that people think of you naked. Or when you don’t dress up and show off your body. When you’re in the public eye and attractive, people are thinking of you naked. You’re out of luck, Taylor. Plus, you’re apparently an idiot.

  • wendie, let her alone, she’s still pretty much a child. let her have her fantasies and her innocence, and who knows, some people do find “prince charming”.

  • by telling people to not picture u naked, dont u think they’ll pic u naked, even if tey never did before.

    kinda like when u tell ure friend about the cute guy behind her, and you distinctively say “don’t look!” which is also the first thing she does “she looks!!”

  • I did in fact just picture her naked and she would have been hot except for the imaginary appendix scar

  • I did in fact just picture her naked and she would have been hot if it wasn’t for the imaginary appendix scar.

  • She’s a sweet girl and she’s still young. If all you can do is hate on her for being a bit naive then it’s no wonder people worship trainwrecks like Lindsay Lohan on this site.

    • At least Lohan doesn’t pretend to be all pure and virginal. I’d rather worship at the altar of trainwrecks and slutty messes than preachy, holier-than-thou twits.

  • “Let’s say I date a guy who really does nothing but damage me. And you’ve spent time, you’ve spent effort, and you’ve put everything into trying to make that work. And it didn’t. So you write a song about it. It was worth everything, if you write a song about it.”

    Wait… seriously? Isn’t she, like, 12?

    Also, if she’s serious about this I-don’t-want-people-to-picture-me-naked bullshit, she shouldn’t have posed with her legs like that. I’m a straight girl and I don’t even find her particularly attractive, but all I thought when i saw that was vagina vagina vagina.

  • im yor biggest fan i searched every site of yorse to find somewere to write to you now i now were to look if i want to talk on the comepeter im sorry if i dont spell stuff corecly

    from destinee rore bigest fan
    to tayler swift my biggist fan
    P.S.love your singing