Mar 16, 2009 at 07:26 pm by Evil Beet

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at CatHouse in Las Vegas Opening, Pictures, Photos

Congrats to Jenna Jameson, who welcomed twins on Monday morning. The two healthy boys walked out of Jenna’s vagina hand-in-hand, waving to their doctors. They then headed out with Charlie Sheen to score pussy.

13 Responses to “Another Set of Twins!”

  1. Whitt says:

    Hilarious!

  2. Tracy says:

    Aww, Jenna. I’m glad everything went well for her.

    I still love the girl. <3

  3. Canaduck says:

    That sure is some visual you provided for us there, Beet.

  4. ThatLisa says:

    how on earth did she manage to have not one but two babies? I haven’t seen her in forever. did she hide during her entire pregnancy?

  5. rayne says:

    hysterical! loves it!

  6. quill says:

    “Then headed out with Charlie Sheen to score pussy”.

    This line just made my morning so much better. hahaha. well played.

  7. rebeca says:

    UGHH, i hate her, shes just way too disgusting, i feel bad for her kids having to live with a mum like that !!

  8. jinxi~ says:

    LMAO. hilarious!

  9. me says:

    she was pregnant? I guess i’m not un-happy for them.. everyone deserves a chance at a clean slate.

  10. quirkygirlkitten says:

    her foundation doesn;t match her neck…i hate that.

  11. Peter says:

    Beet,

    My entire office, all 12 people and 3,200 sq. ft. of space, heard me laughing. Girl, you fucking rock.

  12. Dee says:

    Agreed. Beet, you’re the funniest of all!

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