Mar 15, 2009 at 01:29 pm by Soleil

tom-brady

Gisele is Harper Bazaar’s cover story for April and she had some interesting things to say about her new hubby, Tom Brady. 

In the cover story of Harper Bazaar’s April issue, Bundchen says Tom Brady, her new husband, is “very naive, almost like a child.”

“One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent,” she adds. “He sees the world with colored glasses. He’s very strong and focused in his job, but he’s so sensitive.”

Awww. That is so cute. Tom Brady basically just got labeled “pretty, but dumb” by a supermodel who gets paid to just stand still and look nice. Brady always struck me as a bit of dumb jock, and this confirms my suspicions. He’s like a real-life Mike Kelso. Between those huge hazel eyes there’s nothin’ but space….and maybe a few throwing routes.

21 Responses to “Sit There and Look Pretty”

  1. Jen says:

    I want to be on him.

    That is all.

  2. Amy says:

    He is so fugly.
    Innocent? Naive? Are we still talking about the same douchebag who left his preggers wife to hook up with a supermodel?

    • Canaduck says:

      I agree, I think he is super weird-looking.

      • CS says:

        Agree…. super fugly asshole who can’t even stay and shake hands after games where he loses… freakin hate him and hope someone take out the knee again this season. Jerk. Think of it as karma for leaving his gf and baby behind.

  3. Persistent Cat says:

    Kelso was hotter. Brady is the missing link.

  4. Katsu says:

    Please….. Not even… If Soleil knew anything about TB, she wouldnt be writting this stupid nonsense… but hey, everyone has its own opinion.

  5. Beehind says:

    Am I the only one who noticed, but do his eyes look in different directions?

  6. thatLisa says:

    what a weird picture of him. he looks like the guy who was on six feet under and that dexter show.

    and the quote… um that’s way harsh

  7. combjockey says:

    Obviously she still has stars in her eyes.. He ain’t what she wants to think he is if he left his pregnant girlfriend for her. and he will ditch her too if something more interesting comes along.. He’s all about him and she is the naive one..

    • Sad but true says:

      I agree – it’s so “innocent” to think that it’s an acceptable thing to do to dump your pregnant girlfriend of three years the minute that you cross paths with richer, more famous, more prestigious arm-candy. It’s so naive and child-like to think that there are no negative consequences in the eyes of the world to abandoning your child’s mother, with whom you were in a committed relationship for years, before your child is born.

      With this kind of naivete, who needs cynicism? And I’m sad to say that this makes me wonder about Gisele’s values too. Perhaps she doesn’t realize that if he’ll do this once, he’s capable of doing it again. And then again, perhaps she’s capable of abandoning him as well. And the poor kids – ugh. With a father who is “almost like a child”, what hope do they have?

    • Sad but true says:

      I agree – it’s so “innocent” to think that it’s an acceptable thing to do to dump your pregnant girlfriend of three years the minute that you cross paths with richer, more famous, more prestigious arm-candy. It’s so naive and child-like to think that there are no negative consequences in the eyes of the world to abandoning your child’s mother, with whom you were in a committed relationship for years, before your child is born.

      With this kind of naivete, who needs cynicism? And I’m sad to say that this makes me wonder about Gisele’s values too. Perhaps she doesn’t realize that if he’ll do this once, he’s capable of doing it again. And then again, perhaps she’s capable of abandoning him as well. And the poor kids – ugh. With a father who is “almost like a child”, what hope do they have?

  8. woohoo says:

    lmao if he isn’t without shirt he is fucking UGLY. hahahhah

  9. Marie says:

    definitely not a good picture of him.
    I’ve seen tons better
    but he is not a stupid, airhead boy.
    He went to a pretty good all-boys high school near my area.
    That was just a really bad analysis of the quote…..
    she was probably saying he thinks the best of people
    and is therefore naive and innocent!

  10. hil says:

    yeah, kelso is better-looking, but i don’t find either attractive.

  11. ceel says:

    His eyes seem more like an aqua-green to me, not hazel. But yea, he’s a total mimbo.

  12. V says:

    A+++ Soleil!!!

  13. holly says:

    Innocent is not the same as stupide.
    you can cal Paris stupide but not innocent…

  14. Lynn says:

    Thinning hair much, Doucebag?

    He is Soooooooooo gonna be totally bald soon.

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