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Mar 12, 2009 at 10:53 am by Wendie
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don’t they? Bird brain, birds of a feather, bird flu-those just seem too obvious. I’m thinking something along the lines of, “Two cage dancers enjoy a day at the beach.” Or, “Sonny Bono reincarnated as ornithologist.”
Question for you all: Do you think she has her Paris Hilton purse with her because she’s trying to teach the parrot how to read her name instead of say it? That would be ambitious.
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Why is she wearing a leather fringe vest at the beach?
Even better… does that bird realize he is about to donate his feathers for her new hat?
“My name is Paris, what’s yours?”
“Squawk, my name is Paris.”
“Oh my God, we have the same name. That’s hot.”
“Sqauwk, idiot.”
Sweet!
I love that shes giving her best “I want to fuck you” face to the camera even holding a bird. WTF
Hahahaha, I thought she had a really inappropriate expression on, but you nailed it.
I the only one who can hear this pigeon bird thing talk.
that’s hot
One good thing from this pic, she doesn’t look anorexic and her legs don’t look like they’ll snap. Besides that, I have no clue what’s she’s wearing, lol.
I think that IS her new purse!
“Bird sh*t….that’s so hot.”
that wonky-eyed bitch shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near animals.
Paris’ BFF Season three winner unveiled!
“As a bird lover I appreciate that you are a parrot, but I truly wish you were a cock.”
Paris: Have you ever kissed a parakeet?
Parrot: : I bet you kissed a cockatoo……
Genius.
Hey look, it’s…….PARROT Hilton!
HAW HAW HAW DURRRRRRR
“… come on Paris, say ‘want a cracker!’ “