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Their Love Is the Real Thing

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Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt spent yesterday frolicking around Maui sucking face and posing pretty for the cameras.

I’m sure this is true love.

Just like Paris’s love with Benji Madden was the real thing.

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  • It looks like they’re both just trying to hurt the people they recently broke up with. Like he was like i need to fucking HURT amanda, and she was like Benji needs to fee like shit. So they collaborated.

  • Her head looks like it was photoshopped onto another, larger body…. and is there a more vapid smile anywhere?

  • Oddly I think she probably really likes this interesting fella. She has so few options now.

    Had Paris been a little smarter… she would have cleaned up her act after the whole jail thing… revamp her reputation and get a better man.

    But sadly, she never grasp the idea of what it means, to have a decent reputation. With her lack of discretion and general lack of common sense… she lost all ability to date a better type of man. She will forever be lost in the land of douche’s…

  • Paris is really scraping the bottom of the barrel now. I agree with Hautie – Paris lost a great opportunity to remake herself.

  • Hence forth let him be known as: Douche Reinhardt

    (I never thought I’d say this- poor girl…)

  • Good Lord! That she beasts feet are bigger than that douchey guy she’s humping! We all know he’s just along for the ride and “fame” name recognition he’s getting by being laughed at on all sorts of blogs. I was in close proximity to she and Nikki and recently, they are both painfully stupid, and Paris is so insecure that she checked out every woman that walked by. She’s sadly pathetic in real life. She wasn’t even fun to laugh at.