Star magazine is reporting that the love affair of the century has come to an end. No, not Ginger Twat and her billionaire-more serious than that.
Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston are ovah! I’m sure Sarah is thrilled that her daughter has split with the sperm donating high school dropout. This gives her time. Specifically, this gives her three years to find a respectable young man to hook her daughter up with-you know, before election 2012!
Levi’s sister, Mercede, told Star that Bristol refuses to let Levi visit, in an effort to keep baby Tripp way from the “white trash” that is his father. Trash Sis also said that former veep wannabe, Sarah, supports her daughter’s actions. Of course she does! It’s a dream come true.
I found this picture of Levi’s finger when I was researching this story. It seemed like such a romantic notion to have the name of the love of your life tattooed on your finger. Until I realized that he also has his own last name tattooed on his forearm in large block print. Not only could he not remember to wear a condom, he can’t remember his own surname? Odd.
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Sarah is probably happy because now she can hunt that white trash that knocked her ‘precious child’ up. We all know how she likes to hunt and kill.
Put up the awesome-sounding forearm tattoo! But besides that, how long had they even been dating before she got pregnant/he got the tattoos/they started making bad decisions? When you have parents in politics (or your girlfriend does) you should take a lot of extra steps to make sure that you don’t look like a jackass.
This is a perfect example of “the pot calling the kettle black”. !!!!!!!!
Because the Palins are white trash, so keeping the baby away from his daddy and family on the grounds they are ‘white trash’ is like the pot calling the kettle black. The pot and the kettle are both black, only the pot doesn’t realise it’s black, so it’s saying to the kettle “Yo, kettle! You’re black!”.
ohhhhhh okay. gotcha!
I thought it would’ve happened before the baby was born, but either way, no shock here. They’re all trash, really. The Johnstons and the Palins. I wish Sarah and her family would just go away.
I totally support your opinion! I couldn’t imagine these nitwits having a future together.
Damn, I totally lost that bet with my husband. I thought it’d be at least June till they split, keeping up appearances and all…there goes five bucks.
i don’t think any of us are surprised that they split. if anything, i’m surprised people think we’re going to be.
seriously, we all knew they never wanted to be married. when you already have a child and aren’t even planning the wedding or setting a date, obviously “engaged” doesn’t really mean “engaged”.
Huge news. The most eligible bachelorette in The Last Frontier is available! Don’t miss out on this priceless opportunity to marry into the Palin political dynasty!
Bristol.. Levi… Mercede… Tripp….
what the hell is in the water in Alaska?
don’t forget Trig!
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. Tripp is such a male stripper name.
AHAHAHAHA my name was mentioned in the post!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH HOW FREAKING AWESOME
Awww, but I thought for sure that if they were forced into marriage to keep up their conservative appearances that they would live happily ever after. :(
It’s hard to believe in Fairy Tales anymore…bwahahahaha!
Hey, wait a minute: “White Trash Father?”
“Levi’s sister, Mercede, told Star that Bristol refuses to let Levi visit, in an effort to keep baby Tripp away from the “white trash” that is his father. Trash Sis also said that former veep wannabe, Sarah, supports her daughter’s actions. Of course she does! It’s a dream come true.”
Didn’t Levi’s Mother Sherry L. Johnson get busted for manufacturing drugs:
The Anchorage Daily News reported Friday that Sherry L. Johnston, 42, was arrested by Alaska State Troopers at her Wasilla home and charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.
Hmm: definitely doesn’t sound like United States First Family material considering the close relationships the Palin family has formed wouldn’t you say?
Can this site call a moratorium on the use of the words “ovah” and “dramz.” Please????? It’s funny once, mildly amusing twice, then just sad afterwards.
i hope this story is wrong about bristol trying to keep levi away from their son. like it or not, sweetie, you’re stuck with this guy now. that baby is his too, she doesn’t have a right to keep them apart (unless of course, there is abuse involved, but i don’t think anyone is alleging that).
They were never a couple anyway…..they just had a good time at a party that ended up as a baby. No loss to either side.
exactly. Except the little baby who should be allowed to grow up and form his own opinion of his father.
Poor Tripp. Its always the bubbas that lose out.
Laser removal hurts…
Good bye to republican trash!