Mar 10, 2009 at 09:01 pm by Evil Beet

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Britney Spears shows the paparazzi what she’s working with, lounging at the pool at a Miami hotel on a day off from her tour.

And, yes, OF COURSE we have an ass close-up in the thumbnails. What? You thought we wouldn’t?

There’s also a bunch of other photos of her chillin’ on a deck chair. She looks good and she’s sipping water, although it wouldn’t kill her to put on a little more sunscreen — she’s super scorched! It’s also very cute how she keeps her pack of Marlboros right next to the diaper bag. But, ya know what? All things considered, I’m very proud of Britney right now. Props, girl.

20 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Kelsey says:

    I wonder where Kevin is

  2. Anonymous says:

    She’s gorgeous. She’s great right now. Tour, spending a lot of time with kids, and time for herself.

    <3 her.

    Ready for the negative comments from people who supposedly hate her but feel the need to comment on every Britney thread. Donkey Punch, that’s you, you no-life loser. :)

    • Anonymous says:

      Oh come on, she’s a brainless puppet.
      I don’t hate her, but what has she done to earn your ‘love’?
      Do you love me too?

    • Simon FC says:

      Oh come on, she’s a retarded puppet.
      I don’t hate her, but what has she done to earn your ‘love’? Do you love me too?
      She shouldn’t be anyones hero(ine).

      Nice arse tho’.

  3. dickspitz says:

    Good god!, would you look at that fuckin’ ass! Brit’s cumback is now complete!

  4. Fleur says:

    “bite me”

  5. Donkey Punch says:

    I love Britney, she makes me want to be a white woman with a weave.

  6. britsbuttcheeks says:

    “spank me!”

  7. Ryan says:

    “A couple of pot-bellied pigs were found drowned in a pool today”

  8. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    nice ass!wanna leave teeth marks on it!

  9. Donkey Punch says:

    Nice ass??? I know some of you are fangirls but are “y’all” blind?

    • me says:

      Seriously.. maybe I’m just used to spanish girls but, “nice ass”? She has a flabby pale ass with no hips. She’s as plain as it gets. I just don’t see the appeal

    • Anonymous says:

      dp… I am beginning to believe that you have never seen a girl nude in real life

      T/F?

      and me, you are totally right. who has fat in their butts????? omg that’s crazy. most are like bones and muscles, right?

      • censorthis says:

        re;dp… I am beginning to believe that you have never seen a girl nude in real life

        sure he has, as long as he’s allowed to count watching his mom work the strip pole in some sleazy canadian nude club.

      • Mercedes says:

        eeks that’s a nasty butt

      • Anonymous says:

        aww poor censor, he’s still bitter that donkey’s mom got all the tips at Barbarella’s Diamonds while his mom shook her Britney cottage-ass and went home empty-hand(thong)ed. Explains him growing up in a trailer park..

  10. Korpil says:

    At least her pussy is not hanging out!

  11. kungfumama says:

    wonder what the bottle of prescription meds is..

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