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Tom, Katie And Suri Arrive In Japan

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Suri, I don’t blame you.  I’m totally over your dad too!  Speaking of “dad”, may I take this opportunity to ask you to Google images of Katie Holmes’ ex, Chris Klein?  Oh, hell…just look in the gallery.

Tom, Suri and Katie wearing an ensemble that is sure to spark baby bump rumors, arriving yesterday in Japan as they continue their Valkyrie promo tour.

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      • Thanks Inesita. I dunno, I’m not good at picking out features of parents in their kids, but I feel like she looks a lot like Katie (and Tom for that matter). And it’s not like Chris has dramatically different features than Tom and Katie.

  • I’ve always wondered if Suri was Klein’s and not Tom’s…I think it would funny if it comes out that it’s not his…I can see the headline now…Cruise Pleads Insanity in Murder Case…he would go off the deep end for sure…

  • why is katie yellow? she looks like a wax figure and they added a little too much yellow#2 dye.

  • channelling my mother – “get her hair out of her eyes, it will ruin her eyesight!”

  • I adore Suri’s expression. Little kids with major attitude are hilarious when they’re not mine!
    And Wendie, I see what you’re saying about Chris, but as someone else pointed out, Chris and Katie kinda look similar to begin with, which actually creeped me out when they dated.

    • poor kid? serioiusly what is with people wanting to dress their little girls in boys clothes?! dresses are much prettier and by accounts she perfers them [she being the kid] i was always dressed nicely and i don’t recall ever thinking about it at all, but i look great in all the photos. When the time comes i’ll be dressing my daughter in pretty things too, save the emo jeans for the teenager years biatches

  • Suri TOTALLY looks like William Mapother, Tom’s cousin. Not Tom’s baby. This should be a lesson to celebs everywhere – don’t buy your own hype.

  • Her eyebrows give it away – they are not Tom’s or Katies, they are completely Chris Kleins. My kids are 1/4 Asian and one of my kids inherited his Dad’s Japanese eyebrows. When Suri was a baby I could tell she was 1/4 Asian, she looked like my children did. Why do you think they cleverly kept her banged for years? Asian eyebrows are very distinctive.