Listen, it’s been a tough night here at Chez Bitch, so it’s entirely possible that my brain is not functioning properly today. Come to think of it, even with a full twelve hours of sleep, I have never been accused of thinking like normal folk. I’m serious, though. I have no fucking idea what Drew Barrymore is talking about as she is interviewed in this month’s W.
“It’s like Cinderella fantasy,” the 34-year-old actress said of being a W cover model. “It’s like the cool kids club, too. I’m like a frickin’ paralysis dork victim! (points at her lip) I love pretending and I’m an old crazy woman and I love pretending that I love a sex life. (laughs)”