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Unintentionally Hilarious Quote of the Day

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Mischa Barton’s parents are surprisingly normal. For example, they have no friggin idea what it is that Mischa does for a living, which makes them just like the rest of us. 

Mischa said, “My mom and dad are still a bit confused and cautious about what I do.”

“My dad is a stockbroker who studied law and economics and his dad was a politician. But I know him and my mom are still very proud of me.”

Riiiiight. Very proud, I’m sure. I bet when all the other parents are talking about Jimmy’s doctorate or Sue’s thriving law career her parents whip out one of those over-priced headbands and everyone is just blown away by Mischa’s ingenuity.

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  • Well, considering the fact that she is earning a shitload of money with beeing “stupid” I guess her parents could be in fact very proud.
    Even Sue´s thriving law career could not keep up with that. And Sue will probably never have that much money. But hey, thats not what counts between “proud” parents, right?

  • Ugh, knowing how I feel about Mischa, I feel like I’m practically renouncing my religion here.

    I feel kind of sad for her. That she has obviously achieved some level of fame and her parents don’t recognize that.

  • Um I am pretty sure that just having some fancy career isn’t the only way to make your parents proud. If so, you have super shitty parents. Not everyone can be a doctor or lawyer obviously. I mean, would you say YOUR parents are proud of you?

  • ” I bet when all the other parents are talking about Jimmy’s doctorate or Sue’s thriving law career ”

    oh and anyway, the only sibling I know that she has is an even bigger f*ck-up than she is.

  • @Nina Money earned does not (or at least should not) always equate to pride.

    The “over-priced headband” comment made me laugh. I wonder if Michael Lohan carries a pair of his daughter’s leggings around to fulfill the same purpose. Oooh Oooh…what about Jamie Spears and a bottle of his daughter’s perfume, In Control?

    No wait, that’s not funny…

  • Miss Angry Phobia was caught yelling at her ‘escort’ mom, treating her rudely.. about the time she was into a career but mired by drugs, smoking pot and partying with that Ugly deformed dealer Cisco, Parasite, Ho-han Greasy Bear., um.. so, I guess still stupid and angry she’s privately being tested before getting hired since she was busted. More or less she’s pretending she’s matured so much the parents can’t figure out how she survives as they see no change?