Mar 07, 2009 at 08:25 am by Soleil

paris-doug

11 Responses to “Famewhore Deluxe”

  1. Just Saying says:

    Her new accessory. At least he gets a lovely parting gift: Valtrex!

  2. tac says:

    Reverse Wonky-eye-itis — genius!

  3. court says:

    I still think he’s hot.

  4. Withaboylkyou says:

    Just pointing out that her monster hands are larger than his.

    • Chuck says:

      That’s always the first thing I notice about Paris. It’s like that song you can’t get out of your head.

  5. Brooke says:

    This picture kind of makes it look like her nose is about to drip off lol

  6. Lou says:

    I am also not the biggest Paris fan but even she deserves so much better than this.

    Please, Paris, just don’t reproduce with this celebrity wannabe and be cursed with associating with him for the rest of your life.

    We really don’t need another K-Fed…

  7. hoganbcmj says:

    Sorry, he may be using her shamelessly and that may make him a douche bag, but he’s about 40 times hotter than she is.

  8. dd says:

    He gives me the creeeeeeeps

  9. Stinky says:

    Soleil you should totally petition Websters to make “Reverse Wonky-eye-itis” one of the new words for 2009. And I agree, he’s totally having eye-sex with the camera… why hasn’t she realized that yet? Oh wait…. its the original disease “Wonky-eye-itis”! Is she ever not stoned?

  10. Canaduck says:

    “Looking at these pics, I can’t shake the feeling that Doug’s at an audtion that nobody else knows about.”

    This is exactly what it looks like. These two are so pathetic. Now to say something positive!

    Um, Paris’s…..eyelashes are pretty.

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