“My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”
Zac Efron in April’s issue of Elle, sharing his favorite holiday gift evah…given to him by his, gulp, mom.
He also talked about going to sex shops with Vanessa. Because it is very important that we all know that Zac Efron is having sex. With a girl. Because he’s straight. Okay? His mommy buys him condoms-the economy package because he fucks a lot. And not anonymous anal with hot dudes. With a girl…did he mention that? Hetero.
You know, I love my son but there is no way that I will ever be stopping by BJ’s, heh, to grab him the Mega-Save pack of anything that’s ribbed for his her pleasure. I have limitations.