Paris and her irrelevant boyfriend Doug Reinhardt showed up in LA at Teddy’s nightclub Saturday night. They made a point of hanging on each other and making out-all in front of Reinhardt’s ex, Amanda Bynes, who also happened to be there. Bynes chose to ignore the two dancing STDs and carried on with her evening.
Don’t you remember creating drama like this when you were, like, fifteen? Sigh…Paris is such a useless sperm receptacle at this point.
“Two dancing STDs.” Love it.
Personally, I was a fan of “sperm receptacle”..
I liked that bit too, but I’m confused; at what point wasn’t she a useless sperm receptacle?
Who is this Doug dude?
Wendie, you are the best! I couldn’t have said it better myself, “Paris is such a useless sperm receptacle at this point.” When will everyone else catch on to this point and stop giving her book deals, perfume lines and other meaningless sources of income. Sigh, I know I am dreaming to think that day will ever come but a girl has to have dreams, right? :)
Wow, my avatar is a sad, pathetic little creature.
my i repeat my former point, Paris used to date Greek billionaires. wtf is her deal? why has she been slumming it lately? is that all she can get now?
sperm recepticle…..sooo funny, gonna have to remember that one.
Haha old farts. All of you.
Wow, someone had crab flakes for breakfast.
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS. PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ASLO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF MS. HILTON AND MR. HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.
ALSO, THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION AS IS HER FATHER RICK HILTON.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
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SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON ARE CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
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PARIS HILTON & RICK HILTON ARE CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
Calm down Brandon M. Sheesh.
How big are her feet? Those pink shoes! Dreadful!
i personally like to refer to her as a ‘cum dumpster” …but i guess sperm receptacle is ok too.
PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON ARE CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF.
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FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM AS THESE 2 WEB SITES CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON BOTH THE PARTS OF PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON MADE BY ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
you post your pathetic envading crime lies all over the interenet! give it up!! if paris is really going to jail.. when is her court date???? you dont have one…. hey sounds like someone is desperate for attention! LMAO,,, what you think.. i think this BRANDAN M WITTE guy i
If have some chance,i would like go back to college for study again.But it is no this change at all.
NICKY HILTON IS WANTED FOR HENIOUS AND NUMEROUS CRIMES AGAINST MY PERSON. SHE CAUSED ME TO OVERDOSE ON 16 TIMES THE STANDARD DOSE OF EX-LAX (TM) BRAND LAXATIVES WHILE I WAS UNDER ELECTRONIC CONTROL VIA DEVICES THAT WERE ALSO USED ON AVRIL LAVIGNE TO CAUSE HER INCONTINENCE. AVRIL LAVIGNE WOULD NOT BE A BEDWETTER TODAY IF IT WASN’T FOR NICKY, PARIS AND RICK HILTON’S HORRID CRIMES AGAINST THEM, AND I WOULDN’T HAVE 27 POUNDS OF IMPACTED FECES IN MY COLON IF IT WASN’T FOR THE HILTON FAMILY. OFFICER JESSI BURNS HAS WRITTEN AND RECORDED TESTIMONY OF THIS, ALONG WITH 7 POUNDS OF THE 27 POUNDS OF FECES THAT WAS REMOVED FROM MY COLON IN THE ARRLINGTON, TX POLICE DEPARTMENT EVIDENCE ROOM. GO TO ASKMEN PARIS HILTON FOR PROOF IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE GOING TO TEXAS TO SEE MY FECES
BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE 33
You are coming off as sounding like a crazy person
YouAreCrazy, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PART OF PARIS HILTON’S EVIL MIND CONTROL PR YAKUZA HITMEN TEAM?
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME ON OCTOBER 11, 2009 AT 10:07 pm
DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS REQUEST MADE ON OCTOBER 21, 2009 AT 4:13PM TO DISREGARD MY COMMENT THAT WAS TRULY MINE THAT WAS MADE ON OCTOBER 11, 2009 AT 10:07 PM.
PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS
PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS
PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS
P.P.S. PLEASE GO TO PARIS HILTON’S ASKMEN.COM LISTING AND READ ALL OF THE POSTS. THEY GIVE AN HONEST ACCOUNT IS PROVEN SIMPLY BY READING ALL OF MY POSTS THERE ON ASKMEN.COM OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME. ALSO, THIS ISN’T RELATED TO THIS BUT I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS AND SMEARED SKIPPY BRAND CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER ON THEM. I FEEL RICO SUAVE NOW.
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
ALSO, PARIS JACKSON IS THE ONLY PERSON LISTED IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE WITH THE NAME “PARIS.” PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER ON THE INTERNET GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING BUT DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS ONES THAT BEGAN TO BE MADE IN MY NAME AROUND THE EXACT DAY THAT PARIS HILWON WAS FINALLY REMOVED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE IN LATE JULY 2009 AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 ON THE INTERNET. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
OKAY FALSE BRANDON, WHY DID YOU POST MORE LIES ON NOVEMBER 8TH, 2009? PARIS HILTON WAS NOT REMOVED FROM GOOGLE. SHE IS NOT STALKING YOU. YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER WHO IS STALKING ME, THE REAL BRANDON M WITTE! STOP IT!!
DISREGARD THE LAST COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.
I HAVE NOW EVEN LISTED MY ADDRESS (3800 CURT DR., ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016) AND PUT HERE NOW AND ON OTHER WEB SITES WHERE I PERFORM EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT: AT JAMAICA GATES IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
3800 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.
I HAVE LISTED ON THIS WEB SITE NOW AND ON OTHER ONES REGARDING PARIS HILTON THAT MY ADDRESS IS 3800 CURT DR., ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016 AND THAT I CAN BE FOUND ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS HERE IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS PERFORMING AT JAMAICA GATES ( A JAMAICAN RESTAURANT HERE IN TOWN WITH LIVE MUSIC ON THE WEEKENDS.)
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
3800 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016
AND TO RESPOND TO THE COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE ON OTHER WEB SITES REGARDING PARIS HILTON: IF THERE WERE SOME FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE PRETENDING TO BE ME AND PERFORMING ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS AT THE SAME RESTAURANT AS ME (JAMAICA GATES HERE IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS,) DONT YOU GUYS THINK THAT I WOULD CONFRONT HIM (THE IMPOSTER.) SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
ADDRESS: 3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016
OH JOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN. PEOPLE, PLEASE DISREGARD THE COMMENTS MADE BY MY STALKER, THE FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE. AS YOU CAN SEE HE MADE THREE POSTS ON NOVEMBER 17TH, 2009.
TO GO INTO DETAILS:
1) FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARS, THIS FAKE BRANDON AS I CALL HIM HAS BEEN POSTING IN MY NAME, MAKING ABSURD AND FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON STALKING HIM. SOMEHOW HE THINKS OR CLAIMS THAT PARIS HILTON AND BRITNEY SPEARS HAD SOME ROMANTIC INTEREST IN HIM, AND DUE TO THIS IMAGINED ROMANTIC RIVALRY AND HIM BELIEVING THAT PARIS HILTON THINKS HE SNUBBED HER, SHE HAS BEEN PLACING ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN HIS HOME, AND THE HOME OF BRITNEY SPEARS. HE CLAIMS BRITNEY SPEARS’ NERVOUS BREAKDOWN WAS DUE TO ELECTRONIC DEVICES PLACED BY PARIS HILTON. MIND YOU, HE WAS ON MYSPACE, AFTER GETTING A MYSPACE PAGE IN MY NAME! SO EVEN BEFORE HE DECIDED THAT PARIS HILTON WAS STALKING HIM, HE HAD A MYSPACE PAGE AND POSSIBLY AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME. SINCE HE USED TO DEMAND THIS, GO TO THE ASKMEN.COM PARIS HILTON PAGE AND READ ALL THE POSTS. FROM THE BEGINNING, NOT JUST FROM THE FLAME WAR THAT HAPPENED ON THAT SITE IN 2009 (I READ ALL THE POSTS AFTER A FRIEND ASKED ME WHY I WAS POSTING ALL THESE ABSURD POSTS ABOUT PARIS HILTON ON ASKMEN AND INTERNET BLOG SITES). READ THE ONES FROM 2008, THEY ARE TRULY THE POSTS OF A DELUSIONAL INSANE MAN.
2) OKAY, IF THAT ISN’T CRAZY ENOUGH FOR YOU, AS YOU CAN SEE HE ALSO IS SINGING AT SOME JAMACIAN THEMED RESTAURANT OR CLUB CALLED JAMAICA GATES. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. THE REASON, FAKE BRANDON YOU DON’T ENCOUNTER ME IS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE GOING THERE ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY AND USING MY NAME AS IF IT WAS ME! I MUST ASSUME YOU ARE DOING THIS IN A FURTHER ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY IDENTITY, SINCE IT WAS WELL KNOWN AMONG MY FRIENDS THAT I OFTEN FANCY THE IDEA OF SINGING AS A PROFESSION, REGGAE IF I CAN, ALMOST ANY GENRE OF MUSIC IF I HAVE TO. SO, YOUR GOING TO A CLUB OR WHATEVER THIS PLACE IS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO IT YOU IDIOT, AND CLAIMING TO BE ME AND THEN PERFORMING THERE (IF IT’S LIKE YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS, MORE ON THAT NEXT PARAGRAPH, VERY POORLY) IS SOMETHING YOU DO! DON’T TRY TO TWIST THIS, YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER DOING WHAT I LIKE TO DO, BUT NOW AM AFRAID TO DO SINCE I MAY ENCOUNTER SOMEONE DANGEROUSLY INSANE AND DELUDED. NAMELY YOU FAKE BRANDON!
3) HE HAS ALSO POSTED THREE YOUTUBE VIDEOS. TWO OF HIS TERRIBLE SINGING, I MEAN IT IS BAD. HE MUST HAVE PAID THE STUDIO MUSICIANS A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO PUT UP WITH HIS HORRID OFFKEY AND TERRIBLE VOICE. THE MAN SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY SOUND. ANYWAY, HE HAS A THIRD VIDEO OF A SO CALLED INTERVIEW. I REFUSE TO WATCH IT, IF IT’S ABOUT HIS MUSIC OR HIS INSANE CLAIMS, I WON’T WATCH A 9 OR 10 MINUTE VIDEO BY AN INSANE RAMBLING LUNATIC. ANYWAY, HE ALSO HAS A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IN MY NAME. MORE ATTEMPTS TO STEAL MY IDENTITY.
4) AS YOU CAN SEE, HE’S NOW POSTING MY STREET ADDRESS HERE ON THIS WEBSITE, AND FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF OTHERS TOO. HE IS TRYING TO OPEN ME UP FOR HARASSMENT OR WORSE BY OTHERS VIA THIS ACT I AM SURE. HE IS TRULY DELUSIONAL IF HE HONESTLY THINKS HE LIVES AT 3800 CURT DR, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. IF HE KNOWS HE DOESN’T, THEN HE IS TRULY SADISTIC TO POST MY ADDRESS SO I CAN BE HARASSED BY SOMEONE. I DO WONDER, WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE STALKED BY PARIS HILTON POST HIS STREET ADDRESS? WHAT IDIOT WOULD DO THAT? THAT RIGHT THERE ALMOST PROVES HE CAN’T REALLY BE STALKED BY HER IF HE’S WILLING TO POST MY ADDRESS.
5) BASED ON POSTS HE HAS MADE IN MY NAME VIA HIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT ON THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT MYSPACE ACCOUNT, HE HAS CALLED FOR A BOYCOTT OF HILTON HOTELS AND OTHER HILTON OWNED BUSINESSES, ALONG WITH CLAIMING TO WRITE PRESIDENT OBAMA ABOUT THIS ISSUE. SO, HE’S NOW IN MY NAME MAKING HIS INSANE CLAIMS TO WHAT IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT AND POWERFUL MAN IN THE UNITED STATES!
SO TO SUM UP, HE HAS A YOUTUBE, MYSPACE AND I THINK AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, MAYBE OTHER INTERNET ACCOUNTS ALSO. HE’S POSTING PERSONAL INFORMATION SUCH AS MY FULL NAME BY NOW INCLUDING MY MIDDLE NAME (MATTHEW) IN HIS POSTS AND BY INCLUDING MY HOME ADDRESS. AND HE IS IMPERSONATING ME VIA SINGING AT A JAMACIAN THEMED RESTAURANT LOCAL TO US. HE PROBABLY TOLD THE MUSICIANS THAT RECORDED HIS COVER OF THE REGGAE SONGS HE SINGS IN HIS VIDEOS THAT HE WAS ME ALSO. AND HE IS WRITING PRESIDENT OBAMA, THUS ASSUMING IT ISN’T IGNORED DUE TO THE VOLUME OF MAIL THE WHITE HOUSE MUST GET, CAUSING THE US GOVERNMENT TO HEAR ABOUT HIS INSANITY IN MY NAME!
AS YOU CAN SEE, MY IMPOSTER IS VERY DELUSIONAL AND INSANE. I HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN INTO HIS INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE HE USES, DESPITE IT BEING OBVIOUS THAT ONLY A NUTJOB WOULD THINK PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN YANKED FROM GOOGLE DATABASES, LET ALONE THAT HE HAD A HAND IN DOING SO. JUST READ HIS POSTS, DO A BROWSER SEARCH. GOOGLE, BING, YAHOO OR WHATEVER BROWSER YOU LIKE WILL TURN UP LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF POSTS ON DOZENS OF WEBPAGES OVER THE LAST TWO OR THREE YEARS BY THIS INANSE IDIOT.
THE REAL BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE (THE SANE ONE WHO KNOWS HE’S NOT BEING STALKED BY PARIS HILTON!)
GO TO YOUTUBE AND TYPE IN “PARIS HILTON’S TRANS-STATE STALKING CRIMES FOR MORE INFORMATION.”- BRANDON M. WITTE
PARIS HILTON IS WANTED FOR TRANS-STATE STALKING CRIMES. HER AND PRESIDENT OBAMA ARE INVOLVED IN A CONSPIRACY TO INVADE MY PRIVACY VIA EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS. NOTICE HOW EVERY TV STATION HAS PURPLE IN IT? AND NOTICE HOW THE VERY BACKGROUND OF THIS GOSSIP BLOG IS A SHADE OF REDDISH PURPLE? THAT IS DUE TO PRESIDENT OBAMA USING HIS MIND CONTROL RAYS TO CALL FOR A “CODE PURPLE NURPLE” UPON ME TO TRY AND STOP ME FROM POSTING MY INFORMATION ABOUT HIM AND PARIS HILTON’S STALKING OF ME. THEY MUST BE STOPPED OR ELSE ALL OF THE UNITED STATES WILL HAVE A PURPLE NURPLE. I ALSO HAVE PROOF THAT HER SISTER NIKKI HILTON IS ACTUALLY THE ILLIGETIMATE DAUGHTER OF PRESIDENT OBAMA AND ROSIE O’DONNEL.
SINCERELY,
BRANDON M (MATTHEW) WITTE,
ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE 34