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Katie Holmes is the cover girl on April’s issue of Glamour.  She shares all the crap about her life that no one is interested in learning about.

Regarding the actresses she idolizes, she inexplicably mentioned Audrey Hepburn in the same sentence as Julia Roberts:

Growing up, I always had my dreams set on being an actor, so I looked up to Julia Roberts, Audrey Hepburn. I also look up to Kate Winslet and Renée [Zellweger] and Cate Blanchett…and Diane Keaton—she’s a genius.

On a day living in an imprisoning compound in her life:

We like to be together, so we use the house for our [business] meetings. [We] play Yahtzee, board games, Scrabble. We grill; have pool parties. We play “The Three Little Pigs” and Suri is the Big Bad Wolf. [Tom] reads story books to Suri and we all laugh. When a good song comes on, he’ll break into dance. We’ll watch movies in bed—recently Madagascar and Cinderella, for Suri. We have a really good time.

On vowing to marry Tom.  Oh, and when she said “fun,” she meant “malleable.”

When Top Gun came out my sisters were like, ‘Oh, my God, Top Gun! Tom Cruise!’ And I very confidently said, ‘I’m going to marry him one day.’ It wasn’t like, How do I get Tom Cruise? It was just: I think I’m going to marry him. Why not? He’ll like me. I’m fun.

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  • Ummm, my 15 year old sister told me the other day that she’s going to marry a rich person so she never has to get a real job. We all laughed at her, but i guess we’re the stupid ones…
    I never read the celeb interviews in magazines, they’re sooo boring…I prefer gossip lol

  • Ahh, if only I could walk around photoshopped.

    So whatever happened in those 16 days that Katie Holmes was missing and then suddenly came back engaged to Tom Cruise and devoted to Scientology?

  • Jeez that Tom comment was creepy.
    “I’m going to marry him one day.”

    Why would she think it’s necessary to even share that with the world.

      • That is the most effed up comment Ive heard in a while. What a stalker-ish comment; who the hell says that? Honestly now..

        Shes as delusional as Tom.

      • lol Kit-Kat! Exactly! They’re perfect for each other.
        I do love Tom though. ;___;

        Hmm.. so after I saw High School Musical, I said to my friend “I’m going to marry Zac Efron!” When that comes true, I guess that’s what I’ll tell GLAMOUR magasine. And then people can talk about how weird I am on gossip sites. Hahaha. :)

  • Is it just me or does that interview read like Katie Holmes is ordering her day-to-day life off of a drive-thru menu?

    “We like to be together, so we use the house for our [business] meetings. [We] play Yahtzee, board games, Scrabble. We grill; have pool parties. We play “The Three Little Pigs” and Suri is the Big Bad Wolf. [Tom] reads story books to Suri and we all laugh. When a good song comes on, he’ll break into dance. We’ll watch movies in bed—recently Madagascar and Cinderella, for Suri. We have a really good time.”

    There are no complete thoughts in there… just some short-term memory spasms.

    Don’t get me wrong, if I was in her place I would shut down cognitive response as well – but I would at least make the effort to be on this side of crazy for interview purposes.

  • Kelly Preston has said the same thing more then once, first time was shortly after they married and her most recent is Aug of 2007, if you search it you will find her quote.

  • Why is it hard to believe that she and Tom might actually be normal and she might actually *gasp* enjoy her life? I am kind of sick of people acting like they are frauds and Katie is somehow under Tom’s spell or something. Give them a break! Lord. I know Tom is strange but who cares.

  • There is a theory abounding that she has a serious eating disorder. It may account for the fact that she looks so haggard and wretched all the time. Maybe they really love each other, maybe the reason she looks so shite all the time isn’t because she’s married to a member of a dangerous cult ; rather that she is ill.

  • She may have had a chance, until the Scientologists sucked the brain out of her head, and programmed the responses to that interview. Didthe writer of the article ask if Tom jumps on the sofas at home?

  • Man, she’s really had the life sucked right out of her, huh? Pity. Also, she looks SO much better with long hair. Perhaps her husband likes the fact that she resembles someone of the male gender…