Update:  Erykah Badu named her Tweeted baby Mars Merkaba, not Twitty Milk.  I had a few sources that reported that horrible TM name and believed it.  I think I’ve been reading this Hollywood crap too long because the Twitty Milk name seemed totally plausible.  Sigh.  Moving on…

Who’s the hot bitch?

Answer after the jump. (more…)

Carnie Wilson is set to host the newest incarnation of The Newlywed Game.  About the new GSN gig, Carnie said, “My personality and energy is perfect for something like this. First of all, I’m married, and I loved watching The Newlywed Game when I was younger. I watched it all the time. I always hoped the couples would start fighting.”  Being married and finding joy in watching conflict ensue is the criteria that makes her “perfect” for hosting The Newlywed Game?  Hire me!  And seriously, sweet Jesus, I suggest that she funnel some of that “energy” into cardio.

I’d like to play a little Newlywed with Carnie.  Carnie, would you say your career is totally dead, embarrassingly dead or just…plain…dead?

“I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don’t even know who she is, so you know, uh, I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too.”

Clip 1:  Hilary Duff trying to be all badass and dismissive in response to Faye Dunaway’s statement that, in regards to the cast of the Bonnie and Clyde remake, Duff was not “a real actress.”

Clip 2:  Listen here Lizzie McGuire, I don’t know how to break this to you but, uh, you look a lot like a young Faye Dunaway-same equine features.  So Faye’s face is your future.  If you don’t believe me, watch the 1967 trailer of the original Bonnie and Clyde.

Last Monday, when news about the octuplets’ birth broke, TLC’s new episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 brought in 3.7 million viewers.

This is a huge number for a cable reality show, and it was up 76% over the previous week.

Looks like the birth of the octuplets just got people re-interested in Kate and her clan!

Here’s Ben and Jen picking up little Violet from school together.

Aside from the fact that they’re being photographed by paparazzi, you’d never know these two were famous. They’re just a couple taking a break from the baby at home to pick up the kiddo at school, and maybe catch fifteen minutes of alone time in the process.

Love them!