Um … so Puss ‘N’ Boots hasn’t been out and about for “candid” photos hardly at all lately, and neither has Samantha.

It’s all very strange.

Lindsay never just disappears like this.

I miss her.

In place of your Daily Lohan today, here’s the flyer for the Valentine’s Day party she and SamRo are co-hosting. It’s at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Florida (yes, that’s where Anna Nicole died), and I can’t believe someone was so stupid as to pay Lindsay Lohan to host an event that Samantha’s DJ’ing. The rest of the world has figured out by now that if you just book Sam to DJ, Lindsay will come along for free.

Hopefully there’ll be a really big Valentine’s Day fight!

No way!

I thought she wanted that job more than anything in the world!??

Holly Madison has resigned from her job as Playmate editor for Playboy — apparently because she wanted to spend more time with Criss Angel in Vegas. Sources at Playboy says she hasn’t really been doing much work around there recently anyway.

It’s funny — I was watching Girls Next Door last night for the first time in forever. The episode looked like it had been filmed in early-to-mid 2008 (they were casting the 55th anniversary Playmate), and the change in Holly’s attitude toward Hef was so, so obvious. She was traveling for a week on the casting search — she and Hef never would have been apart that long in the past — and Hef kept saying, “Wow, that’s such a long time for you to be gone,” and “I miss you so much” and Holly would just laugh awkwardly. In the past, she would have been like, “Oh, Puffin, this is horrible, I can’t stand to be away so long!” but you could tell she was totally over him even at that point.

Oh, and also, some of the finalists Holly found in that casting search?

Were the Shannon twins he’s dating now.

So, like, basically, Holly brought him his new pussy.

Anyway, I guess I understand this, but Holly was so excited about that job! She was also pretty good at it, as I recall. I guess feelings do change, though.

Does Bridget still have her Playboy radio show?

Eva Longoria’s hubby — who is originally from France — has purchased the second-largest stake of ASVEL, France’s most titled professional basketball team, and he will, he says, begin serving immediately as the club’s Director of Operations. Not too shabby for a 26-year-old.

“Why not, why not?” Parker answered, when asked if playing for the French club itself was in his plans. “When I’m 36, 37 years old, who knows how my NBA will go. Why not play one more farewell year in France afterwards? I’ve raised the subject with Eva, and she has nothing against living in France.”

Parker also described his intention to expand his current Tony Parker Basketball Clinic operations around ASVEL’s home base in Villeurbane, a Lyons suburb, citing another celebrity athlete as model. “I’d like to center them as a training center in Lyons, something like David Beckham’s [soccer program].”

I’m very impressed with Tony’s decisions to expand his empire at a young age and invest in something other than his athletic skill, but I’m also very amused that he thinks he’ll be married to Eva Longoria ten years from now. It seems his long-range planning is strong in some areas and weak in others.

Hi, guys.

So, today I came up with a really good use of our company’s time and money, and I just wanted to share it here.

Remember how we ran that contest awhile back for those Big Rob T-shirts? Well, the PR company sent me one as a thank-you for doing the contest, and the PR girl was like, “Hey, if you wouldn’t mind, it would be awesome if we could get some pics of you wearing the shirt for our promotional materials,” and I was like, “Oh, Lord, yes.”

I grabbed my coworker Laremy, the King of Film.com (and also the only person in the building who was game to do this with me), and told him we were doing a photo shoot, and it was going to be totally awesome. We spent the next hour wandering around the RealNetworks building trying to take pictures of ourselves in the Big Rob T-shirt in every possible locale. I think we did a phenomenal job. I mean, really, Gisele better watch her skinny little ass, because Laremy and I are giving her a run for her money here.

Now, since I have to justify the expense of stealing Laremy for an hour, and also because the photos are AMAZING, I am running them here.

Ahem:

Motorcycle Suuupp?!!

Preppy Suuupp?!!

Bowling Suuupp?!!

Pool Cue Suuupp?!!

Jumping Suuupp?!!

Tons more in the thumbnails below!

Enjoy!

Jennifer Aniston, Ginnifer Goodwin and Drew Barrymore — all stars of the critically panned He’s Just Not That Into You (I could have told you this film was gonna suck the instant they announced they were making it) — sat down with Marie Claire for a chat and a photo shoot.

Both are actually pretty adorable.

You can read a portion of the interview here. This is my favorite part:

Ginnifer Goodwin: I want alcohol.
Jennifer Aniston: [to waiter] Grey Goose on the rocks with lime and olives. [to the girls] Then I remove the olives. Not good for the eyes.
Drew Barrymore: Salt. I know. The days of being able to eat Chinese food and wake up looking OK the next day? Gone.
MC: [to Barrymore] Wait, you’re only having a Shirley Temple? That’s it?
DB: It’s a school night. [Barrymore is directing her first feature, Whip It!, and has been in the editing room all day.] I know there are some good, crazy, psychotic directors who can work and party. I just can’t.
JA: I know. There are actors who can do it, too – just be completely high. And you’re like, “He was on heroin? I thought that was just a really emotional performance. I never saw somebody cry like that!”

Jennifer: would you order the olives if you’re just going to take them out?

And stupid Marie Claire writer: Drew Barrymore has a loooong and well-documented history of drug and alcohol abuse? Why would you give her a hard time about ordering a Shirley Temple? Did you do any research at all?

Oh noes!!!

After eight weeks of being at the top spot on the charts, Taylor Swift’s Fearless finally has a challenger to be scared of.

Taylor is at the #2 spot this week.

Can you guess who beat her out?

Answer is after the jump.

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