Kid Rock is whining because community service isn’t going the way he thinks it should.  He was sentenced to eighty hours of community service after his Waffle House melee back in 2007.  Since then, he has done charity events for autism, AIDS and war veterans organizations and feels that those efforts should be applied towards his time.  Instead, he’s been assigned to clerical work and snow removal in his home state of Michigan.

Here’s the thing-community service is punishment.  It isn’t Club Med.  You don’t get to peruse through the services menu and ponder the benefits of giving concerts versus hosting a charity dinner party.  It’s typical celebrity entitlement.  Here’s a message to all law-breaking fame whores:  You.  Don’t.  Get.  To.  Choose.  Mkay?

Evil Beet Gossip isn’t just about fun; it’s about learning.  The lesson today?  Don’t start hurling yourself around poorly lit, roadside breakfast dives unless you’re willing to shovel.

Miley has posted an explanation of this picture on her blog.  Turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding.  She wasn’t making fun of Asian people; she was just making goofy faces.  And the only reason we even care about her making slanted eye faces is because Britney is doing better now.  Seems perfectly logical to me.

I’ve also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I’m sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new ‘BAD GIRL’!

I feel like now that Britney is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD! In NO WAY do I want to disappoint any of you! But, when I have made mistakes in the past, I feel like I’ve owned up to them and apologized.

Oh.  Hell.  Yes.  During a Seattle concert a few nights ago, Etta James said what I’ve needed to hear for so long now.  She can’t stand Beyonce.  The relief is so immense for me to learn that I am not alone; it comes over me in waves.  Speaking of waves of pleasure, the clip above is from the concert.  Yeah, you have to look at annoying ads, but it’s totally worth the aural orgasm you will surely experience in multiples.  I don’t know if she downed a few Sidecars before she went on stage, but whatever it takes to speak the truth honey.  She told the audience, “You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t MY President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration.  She’s going to get her ass whooped….Beyonce…I can’t stand Beyonce.  How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever?  Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”  Yes!  Please!  Kick her ass!  Rip out her weave!  Put a ring on it!  I need this!

I actually wondered the same thing when I tolerated watching Beyonce at the inauguration.  Why didn’t the large-eared dude just ask Etta James asked to sing her signature song?

Pictures in gallery of Etta pretending to like Beyonce, at the LA premiere of Cadillac Records.  You know, the movie where Beyonce plays Etta?  Girl obviously overstepped her bounds and now might get killed by a senior citizen.  Oh well.

Some dude in Colorado has been robbing 7-11s using a bat’leth — a unique Klingon sword from the Star Trek world.

What kills me is that not only did someone rob a 7-11 with a Klingon sword, but that a witness on the scene was able to identify it so specifically. Like, “Oh, yes, that was definitely a bat’leth. It’s a Klingon longsword. Dates back to about 625 A.D., if you believe the oral histories. It’s ironic, really, because the name translates directly as “Sword of Honor,” but if you told this story to its original designer, the warrior Kahless, he …” but the guy didn’t get to continue because he was then arrested for talking about Star Trek to a police officer.

Thanks Linda!

Here’s Miley’s latest single, “The Climb.” It’s off the soundtrack to her new Hannah Montana flick, and it just hit the Internets on Wednesday, although Miley debuted it at the inauguration concert where she performed a couple weeks ago.

It’s not a bad ballad, but I have to admit that I love the bubble gum, pop stuff out of Miley. She also doesn’t have the super-strong voice you like to hear on ballads. I dunno.

What do you guys think? Click below to play.

That the Jonas Brothers will be performing “Superstition” live at the Grammys … alongside Stevie Wonder.

Even our tipster said Wonder was “a complete tool for agreeing to this.”

What do you guys think?