Word on the street is that the two are in a semi-serious relationship — although her camp denies it.

At first I was like, “What on earth could Audrina and Paris Hilton possibly have in common that he would be attracted to both?”

And then it hit me:

Wonky. Eyes.

You find Benji Madden’s heart by staring at the ceiling, ladies.

I never would have guessed it!

Oh, wait, except I totally would have.

It’s official: they’re doing an SaTC sequel. They apparently finalized signatures yesterday.

There’s no script yet, but they’re expected to film this summer and release in summer 2010.

Is anyone excited about this?

I’m kind of … not.

Hmmm, I’m not sure what to make of this. Apparently Holly wrote on her MySpace that she quit her job at Playboy because it paid jack shit and wasn’t interesting anymore, but then when I went to look for the entry just now it was gone. Why did she remove it? Here’s what she apparently said:

“When one is trying to move on with their life, it isn’t beneficial to spend so much time on something that doesn’t pay much and sadly enough is no longer rewarding to you,” Madison writes online.

Three specific reasons for leaving: The job doesn’t pay enough for her to commute from Las Vegas, where she now resides to be close to Angel, it’s no longer challenging and it was just plain awkward.

“I never cared about the salary when I got the job – I made my money doing Girls Next Door, and I just did the job because I loved it,” she writes. “It annoys me when people call the job fake as if it was just a set-up for the show.

“If I had wanted a fake career,” she adds, “I would have stuck with the jewelry line because that required very little of my time.”

The entry is now gone, and the most recent one is some entry about her shared birthday party with Criss Angel. It includes the picture I’ve posted above, which is pretty much the best pitch for a reality TV show I’ve ever seen. They can call it Beauty and the Douche. I’ll watch.

Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

BRILLIANT!

I know I may eventually get tired of these parodies and remixes, but IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET!!!

I’ve really been struggling because Mischa Barton has been showing up all over hell looking, well, decent.  Oh, more than decent, really.  She’s been strolling around Paris in haute couture looking-attractive?  Just saying that sentence makes me feel like I’ve spit in the face of all I hold to be absolute truth.

So seeing Mischa Fierce leaving Bardot nightclub donning Citizens of Humanity cut-offs with ripped leggings, Kurt Cobain flannel, studded belt and a Boy George hat really brings me an inner peace.  It also brings the realization that her ensemble features at least one of the biggest trends of each of the past three decades.  She is the history of fashion.

As a side note, Mischa’s single again.  The Kooks lead singer, Luke Pritchard, gave Misch walking papers after a lengthy two months of dating.  Now she can totally continue on with her trendy fake lesbianism.  And she can do it all in ripped leggings.

What do you think of Fergie’s look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn’t know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress.

Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keyshia Cole let everyone know that her stylist was absent on the day the “less is more” class happened.