But Wrigley’s has temporarily suspended his ad campaign until we can all decide whether or not he tossed Rihanna around the room like this pack of Doublemint gum.

Things are NOT looking good for Chris at this point. It’s nearly 24 hours after this shit hit the proverbial fan, and we haven’t heard a statement from Rihanna’s camp or his to defend his behavior. If this alleged violence wasn’t against Rihanna, her peeps would have issued a statement by now, I think.

Chris hasn’t been canned yet by Wrigley’s because, ya know, he’s innocent until proven guilty and stuff.

“Wrigley is concerned by the serious allegations made against Chris Brown,” a company spokesperson said in a statement. “We believe Mr. Brown should be afforded the same due process as any citizen. However, we have made the decision to suspend the current advertising featuring Brown and any related marketing communications until the matter is resolved.”

Here’s the new photo spread from W magazine that’s apparently a re-enactment of the night Madonna met 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, and then fucked his barely-legal brains out. The shoot is called “One Night in Rio.”

Ya know, I’m 26 years old, and even I think I’d feel a little dirty sleeping with a 22-year-old. Madonna is 50, with a teenage daughter. I think I’d just die on the spot if my mother did a photo shoot like this.

Is it wrong that I actually find this shit more unsettling than the Octomom?

To get some perspective, Desperately Seeking Susan was released before this guy was born.

Note that there’s not any actual genitalia involved in this shoot, but it may not be entirely safe for work.

In New York City.

ARGGGGGGH!

Haven’t these two realized yet that they’re poison for each other?

The buzz is that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are together yet again. They spent Sunday at Owen’s Malibu home, chilling with Kate’s son, Ryder.

NOTHING GOOD happens when these two reunite. Kate’s been looking like a hot mess lately, and her ex-boyfriend just knocked up his new girlfriend, so you know she’s been hitting the beer and feeling sorry for herself. I’m sure most guys in Hollywood won’t touch her with a 10-foot pole right now, so she’s running to Owen for reassurance.

I dunno, maybe this is all in my head, but it seems like it’s never good for anyone when Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are dating.

Awww, she looks so happy and gorgeous and radiant!

I’m just delighted for her!

Bridget Marquardt debuted her new man — 29-year-old director Nick Carpenter — on the Grammy red carpet last night. Nick directed her in the upcoming thriller The Telling (which I’m sure is a cinematic masterpiece), and they’ve been a couple since October.

“I really haven’t dated in so long,” she said. “I feel like I’m in high school again.”

She really looks so in love. I’m genuinely happy for her, but I’m also really jealous. I know I haven’t complained about this recently, but sometimes it bothers me that everyone else on the planet seems to have no trouble at all moving from loving relationship to loving relationship, and I’ve been single, oh, forever. I’m a nice person! I have a good personality! And great tits! Why can’t I fall in love, too?

Tiger and his wife, Elin, welcomed a baby boy on Sunday. Their new son’s name is Charlie Axel Woods. Mother and baby are doing well.

It’s the second kiddo for the couple, who already have a daughter named Sam.