This is so sad.

There was a GLORIOUS Nicole Scherzinger nip slip during a Pussycat Dolls performance in Amsterdam, but now that we have important advertisers and stuff I’m not supposed to get all naughty with the nipples and va-jay-jays anymore. Yup, I totally sold out to The Man.

So I can’t run the nip slip.

But I can link you guys to it, over on Egotastic, which is actually a dirty porn site with a pervert audience.

And the video, which gets interesting around the 2:20 mark, but the pic is better.

Oh, and if you haven’t heard Nicole Scherzinger’s solo single, “Supervillain,” it’s one of my fave songs evah.

Okay, guys, we’re doing Idol recaps again this season. It’s been a season or two since I’ve done them, but they were really popular around here a couple years ago, and many of you have asked if I’d do them again this season. It’s hella time-consuming, but I have to admit that I love writing them.

Ryan’s here, and he’s not wearing something ridiculous. He’s in gray slacks and a light gray collared shirt with a dark sweater over it. He is easing us into the Ryan Seacrest Wardrobe. Trust me, in a few weeks, he’ll be up there in a bright purple shirt with fringe and hot pants. Just wait. Ryan introduces the judges, and I’m already delighted, because Paula is wasted. She’d appeared generally sober throughout the audition process, but when she doesn’t have to show up for a taping until 4 pm, Team Sobriety loses. The judges talk nonsense about what the contestants have to do (Randy: “You’ve gotta be in it to really win it”) and Kara admits to being a little bit nervous about her first live show. Then it’s Paula’s turn to talk, and oh God yes she’s wasted. It’s bad tonight. Which is sooo good. Then Simon comments on Ryan’s hair, which is now brunette, and accuses him of going all “single white female,” because Simon’s hair is dark too. Ryan calls him a “silver fox.” Oh, I’d missed the loosely veiled anti-gay banter between Simon and Ryan. It really sends the right message to our nation’s youth.

Jump in for the rest!

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This is quite awesome.

These guys are way talented!!! I can’t stop hitting replay.

I looooove the chair dancing. They do these little kicks that are just hilarious.

What a fucking idiot.

Terrence Howard should have kept him damn mouth shut. Oh, wait, he shouldn’t have. Because if this jackass hadn’t run his mouth about how what Chris Brown did wasn’t really all that bad, and “it’s just life,”* we wouldn’t know that he was arrested for kicking his own ex-wife’s ass back in 2001.

Yeah, that’s right.

This fucktard beats up women too.

According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you.” McCommas then “hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious.”

While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard “showed up at the victim’s residence and began breaking the door down.” McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then “broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim’s left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face.”

The attack was broken up by Howard’s brother, who responded to McCommas’s house after he “saw Howard storm out of their house to go to the victim’s house.” When a Whitemarsh cop responded to the scene, Howard admitted, “I broke the door down and hit my wife.” A second officer noted there was “fresh damage to the front door and marks on the victim’s face and arm from being struck.”

Above find his mug shot.

I hope no one ever hires this dude again. What a fucking cocksucker. Beating up a woman and then having the gall to publicly support someone else accused of doing the same. This is NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR, and these total losers should not be rewarded with successful careers. It is nothing short of insanity (and evil!) to believe and promote the idea that you can hit your girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, whatever, and not be condemned by society for it. I AM HERE CONDEMNING AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE. Unacceptable. Completely and totally unacceptable.

* By the way, I just watched that interview for the first time, because last week I was too angry about it to watch any of this shit, and why has no one pointed out how fucking wasted this asswipe is?? What a gross, drunk loser.

I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with this girl, who made the Top 36 on American Idol but then was determined to be “ineligible” for reasons that were never fully disclosed, but are probably related to the fact that she’s been signed to a major label already in the past. (But they knew that when she first auditioned for them, so I don’t quite get this.)

She’s been trying to make it in the entertainment world forever, and MTV has just released clips of her from a 2002 show they did featuring her, titled True Life Presents: First Year.

Again, I’m not entirely certain why I fixate on her. Maybe because it’s good to remember that I’m not the only one who’s had my heart broken by something I’d wanted not working out? I don’t know. But what I’ve learned is that, usually, when I’m this obsessed with some random person, a lot of you guys are, too.

So here are the clips from the show.

Oh, and I’ll be blogging AmIdol tonight, as many of you have requested. :)

At the Rodarte show at New York Fashion Week.

All I have to say is that I do not want to see the dry cleaning bill for this garment. I shudder at the thought.

Oh, and on that note, I have a question for you guys: Does anyone know of a good product to use to do dry cleaning at home? I’m thinking that by now they MUST have invented something effective, but everything I try seems to suck. I am so over paying a dry cleaner like a million bucks every time I want to wear a nice dress. Thoughts?