Miz Perry was rocking some VERY tight pants and a Hello Kitty top at the Brit Awards in London today.

Katy won the Best International Female award, then ran off-stage and puked. Apparently she’s been struggling with one of those awful flu bugs helping the international economy by keeping the world home sick. BLERGH.

Props to Katy for showing up anyway. You know Puss ‘N’ Boots wouldn’t have showed.

Sadness!

Families are just splitting up left and right these days. Thank goodness I have no husband to take Leo and the cats away from me! Those bitches are STUCK HERE.

Office star Angela Kinsey — whom I love for representing the crazy cat lady demographic — is splitting from her husband, writer Warren Lieberstein, just eight months after she gave birth to their child.

“Angela and Warren are taking some time apart to figure out what is best for [daughter] Isabel and for their relationship,” says her rep. The rep adds that the separation is amicable, saying, “They continue to be friends and spend time together with their daughter.”

So sad!!!

Really, who hasn’t done this before?

Solange Knowles took so much damn NyQuil yesterday that she passed out at the airport’s baggage claim and had to be taken to the hospital. Whatever. Due to my extreme fear of flying, I was once so drunk when I boarded a flight from Tokyo to Los Angeles that they took off, realized how messed up I was, and threatened to turn the plane back around to Tokyo rather than have my ass on it. Seriously a flight attendant was like, “Do we need to turn this plane around?” TOP THAT, SOLANGE!!! (I know now that I do much better just taking a shitload of Xanax — they can’t smell that on you!)

Solange is fine now, just resting at home, but she Twittered adorably through the whole thing.

“I took a Nyquil, and I think maybe I’m getting high off it because I’m not sleeping,” she wrote. “Everything’s movvvvviinnngg slooooowww, LOL.” Later she wrote “think im certified loosing it on nyquil. going to sleep before i start freestyling on the plane.”

She also Twittered a bit about her recent nip slip, saying “i always wear undies, never been carried out of the club drunk, i wont even pose for king or any “eye candy” type shoots and now look:(”

Yup. NO ONE ESCAPES THE WRATH OF THE GOSSIP GODS!

I know many of you share my obsession with Jon & Kate Plus Eight, and I know many of you agree with me that the show has become nearly unwatchable lately as a result of Kate being increasingly awful to Jon. She treats him like a five-year-old, even though he is a very smart and competent man, and it’s embarrassing to watch. It’s such a tricky situation, because you know Jon loves those kids and would never want to be away from them, but I do not understand how he lives day in and day out with Kate.

Now a tipster on Evil Beet is saying that Jon has been living with his mother since the start of February, and he’s been out getting wasted all over town lately. Word is that they are separating.

The tipster sent along this photo, too, of Jon at a local bar called Shorty’s.

Damn, I would never want to see these kids’ family separated, but I have to admit I’ve been secretly rooting for Jon to free himself of Kate for awhile. Does that make me a horrible person? I love those kids as much as the rest of America, but nobody should have to be treated that way by their spouse. It’s a bad example to set for the children, too.

Holy shit!

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is growing up fast, and she’s starting to look more and more like her daddy!!! Isn’t she just a dead ringer for a mini-Brad here? At least we all know Angie wasn’t screwing around on Brad. This is DEFINITELY his little girl.

Shiloh went out with sis Zahara (who continues to get more and more beautiful) and Angelina to pick up some art supplies in Manhattan earlier today.

Could this family be any more adorable???

Oh my gosh I am so excited to have kids and do art projects with them!! I’m sure I will find a reason to put my kids in time-out so I have the art projects all to myself. I will be gluing cotton balls and sparkles and painting like crazy while they cook me dinner. Motherhood will be so perfect.

Apparently Rachel Bilson is marrying her gay boyfriend, Jumper Hayden Christensen, but they haven’t set a date yet, because they’re not actually getting married due to his gayness.

According to a friend of the actress, the couple got engaged in December. “They’re so excited,” says the pal, adding that no wedding date has been set. “They’re a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief.”

Whatever.

It’s weird, I was Twittering with another writer last night about whether American Idol’s Casey Carlson looked more like Rachel Bilson or PMOY Jayde Nicole. (I said Jayde, he said Rachel. It doesn’t matter because she’s gone after that shitshow of a performance last night.) Then he was like, “Eww, all this talk of Playmates makes me need to look at pictures of the pure Freido Pinto.” And then news broke today that Freida Pinto is leaving her husband. How often do we talk about either of these people? I swear the Gossip Gods are listening in on my Twitter. (But Casey totally looks more like Jayde.)