American Idol castoff/psychopath Tatiana del Toro, on her Twitter account today.

Oh, and, last night, Tatiana Twittered the following:

“cheaters apparently do win.”

Ooooooooh.

I CAN HAZ BACK STORY?

Puss ‘N’ Boots — and her cigarette! — were caught by the photogs as she pulled up to a jewelry store in LA.

I’m really digging these new shades Lindsay’s been rocking for the past week or so. Anyone know who makes them?

Oh, man, this almost makes my cold, evil heart break a little bit.

Heath Ledger’s father, Kim Ledger, has flown from Perth, Australia to Los Angeles to attend the Oscars on Sunday, where Heath is by far the favorite to win Best Supporting Actor. Kim says that, if Heath does win the award, his family will be on stage to accept it. OMG this is totally going to happen and I will have to fast-forward through it. I will just cry WAY too hard if I have to actually watch it. Honestly I don’t think I’ll be able to handle the poignancy. I don’t like things that make me cry!!!

But Kim Ledger won’t be hanging on to the award that Heath is totally going to win. On Wednesay, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that if Ledger does win a posthumous Oscar, little Matilda, who is currently 3 years old, would receive the Oscar after she turns 18.

Since she can’t seem to find a relationship that works, JLove is apparently channeling her frustrations through the power of push-ups.

Homegirl hit up Leno this week and showed him what she was made of.

TEN WHOLE PUSH-UPS!!

That’s the kind of athletic prowess that you only see out of a size two.

Here’s Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, with whom she does NOT have sex, posing for VMAN magazine.

Ummmmm, yeah.

I’m sooo sure she never rides this.

Last night I was at a bar for trivia night with some friends, and one of the guys was like, “So, they’re not charging Chris Brown with anything, eh?” and I was like, “Ummmm, where did you hear that?” and he was like, “Well he hasn’t been charged with anything, and it’s the DA who has to charge him, so he must not be charged with anything.”

Um. NO.

The District Attoney’s office doesn’t always just make a case overnight, and Chris is NOT out of the woods right now. This is a total misconception, and now I’m worried that everyone thinks this guy has gotten off scott-free just because he’s not in jail right now. NOT TRUE.

The DA is currently collecting evidence to charge Chris with MULTIPLE felonies:

At the request of the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office, the R&B star is being investigated for a variety of felonies, including domestic violence, assault resulting in great bodily injury and—based on specific allegations made by Rihanna—even attempted murder, says a source close the office.

So, no, folks.

This is NOT over yet.