Nicole gets to amaze us all over again with her incredible shrinking body! Joel Madden went onto the Good Charlotte blog last night and announced that he and Nicole are expecting baby numero dos!

“I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope you’re all feeling as good as I am right now.”

I think this might be the final shovel of dirt on Nicole’s crazy past. I commend her, because if you look back just a few years, Nicole then, and Nicole now are completely different people.

Simon Pegg and his wife, Maureen McCann are 5 months along with their first child. After the Brit Awards, Pegg told the press that he and his wife had yet to announce the pregnancy because they’d wanted to keep it “hush-hush”. He also revealed that she is due in June and  he is “hoping for a baby girl.” They’re considering having the baby born in America so that she/he will have dual citizenship.

Pegg was last seen in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, and will next be seen in the upcoming Star Trek movie.

The lovely Elizabeth Banks attendedthe 2009 Independent Spirt Awards yesterday. Is it just me, or is she looking a tad thicker through the middle than usual?

Just goes to show that any one, no matter how thin/fit/pretty, can take an unflattering pic. I’ve got a few Sasquatch photos that I’ve had to quietly burn to keep them from seeing the light of day through out the years.

If after the events of this past week it suddenly occurred to you that adopting a chimpanzee would be a magnificent idea then please for the love of all things holy tie your own tubes.

Everyone knows that Hayden and Milo are “ovah” but the reason why has remained a bit of a mystery. However, The Chicago Sun-Times thinks they have it all figured out.

 Word has it, the split between Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia was caused by a pregnancy scare. The test proved negative but apparently caused friction that sparked the breakup.

You think they would’ve written the pregnancy into the show? I guess if you take a 30-something, add a 19-yr-old with a penchant for underage drinking and then throw in a sprinkle of pregnancy you’re unlikely to get anything pretty out the other end. Considering Hayden’s age, it wouldn’t surprise me if her life flashed before her eyes when she realized she might be stuck with the same dick for the rest of her life. That’s enough to scare any girl into Jesse McCartney’s arms. Too bad. I’d be curious to see how their kid would’ve turned out. 

Beet’s right though – Hayden needs to be free to date and drink, and nip slip like all the other girls her age. If only so that we can cover it. Heh heh.

You see those downcast eyes? Despite being surrounded by his favorite food – silicone injected blonde – Hugh Hefner is crying on the inside. 

I bet he could use a dose of Kendra Horse Laugh right about now.