Barbara Walters has no more questions. And I have no more lunch. Thanks.

This weekend, Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes To Jail pulled down $41.1M to take the top spot.  I cringed just watching the trailer for this flick, but you went in droves.  Last week’s leading film, Friday the 13th, dropped to $7.8M after earning $43.6 in its opening week.  And Paul Blart:  Mall Cop hangs on…

1. “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail,” $41.1 million.

2. “Taken,” $11.4 million.

3. “Coraline,” $11 million.

4. “He’s Just Not That Into You,” $8.5 million.

5. “Slumdog Millionaire,” $8.1 million.

6. “Friday the 13th,” $7.8 million.

7. “Confessions of a Shopaholic,” $7 million.

8. “Paul Blart: Mall Cop,” $7 million.

9. “Fired Up,” $6 million.

10. “The International,” $4.5 million.

Sporty Spice, Melanie Chisholm, gave birth to her own little athlete yesterday.  Her 8lb. 10oz. baby girl was bestowed with the stripper name of Scarlett Starr.

Congrats to Mum and baby!

Elton John’s yearly party is super exclusive and tough to get an invite to.  Having said that, I’m having a few “What the fuck,” moments.

What the fuck?  Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour are back together?

What the fuck?  What is that French’s Golden Mustard get-up Dita Von Teese wearing?

What the fuck?  Rachel Griffiths in head-to-toe grey flannel?  Is she fat or just pregnant?  Oh, she’s pregnant.  Still…that’s not right.

Bai Ling?  Just, what the fuck?

Ugh, I had more to say, but I looked at too many pictures of Posh and now I must sleep…can’t…keep…eyes…open.

Lisa Rinna hosting Oscar red carpet action in between swigs of two buck chuck.

Oh, Sophia Loren, time is a thief.  However, in the right lighting, and with a little distance on her, still a beauty.

Miley Cyrus-  I need your opinions on this girl because I feel conflicted.  Part of me feels like her dress contains the collective amount of embellishments that she should wear over the course of her entire career.

Angelina Jolie wore a black draped Elie Saab, old lady hair and general smugness.  However…emeralds on her ears.  Yes, those were real emeralds.  Holy shit!  As an aside, did you see her gaily laughing when Jennifer Aniston was onstage doing an uncomfortable bit with Jack Black?  Fakest.  Ever.

I’ve included a close up of Amy Adams necklace to ensure that you get me the right one.  It’s important that you know, for as long as I remain with Evil Beet, my every review of Anne Hathaway apparel is going to be the same:  beautiful from the neck down.  Lisa Rinna and Amanda Seyfreid dressed straight from the 1991 prom collection and, speaking of old, Penelope Cruz wore a dress that was sixty-years-old.  For real.

I thought Marisa Tomei’s dress was lovely and my favorite, Beyonce, looked like a gilded knockwurst.  Queen Latifah had full-body scoliosis and Robin Wright Penn deserves a mention since her husband didn’t during his Best Actor acceptance speech.  And Jessica Biel.  Someone, anyone, tell me why she played any role at the Oscars.  This is a command, not a question.  Other than her scintillating role as Mary Camden in 7th Heaven, what has she done?  Okay, maybe she’s done a few things but still, she’s famous by injection, isn’t she?