Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, eloped with Minnesota Timberwolves point guard, Marko Jaric. The two quietly got hitched in Jackson Hole, Wyoming on February 14th, but just announced their union yesterday.
Lima gushed, “We are so excited about our future together. And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family.” Why didn’t they just wait until this summer to get married in the first place? You know it wasn’t because of some unplanned pregnancy. Adriana, a 27 year-old devout Catholic, has always vowed to remain a virgin until marriage.
May the couple experience many years of joy, happiness and fucking.
Good for my home state of Arizona for showing that even celebrities have to do jail time for their DUIs.
Charles Barkley will do five days in Sheriff Joe’s Tent City — where the inmates have to wear pink underwear — after pleading guilty to two counts of DUI from his arrest back in January. He’ll also have to pay a $2000 fine and take an alcohol awareness class.
And knowing Sheriff Joe, you better believe Charles will do the full five days. No Nicole Richie/82 minutes shit there.
I adore Charles, and I think he handled his arrest very well, but it’s good to see actual jail time being doled out to celebs for their DUIs.
I have just been alerted to the existence of this brilliant clip from All My Children, where the character of Ryan Lavery unexpectedly reveals that he is wearing a thong on the set.
Ryan is played by actor Cameron Mathison, who is a very attractive man, but will probably be getting a lot less pussy in the coming weeks.
Sienna Miller showed the line she designs with her sister, Twenty8Twelve, at London fashion week. The duo launched the line in September 2007 — it’s named for Sienna birthday, December 28. I’m sure her sister Savannah just LOVES that they design the line together but it’s named after Sienna.
What do you think of Sienna’s show?
The line’s website is here, but it doesn’t list prices. You can find some of her stuff for sale on the Saks website, though. Only $310 for a pair of jeans!
New York Fashion Week may have wrapped up, but now it’s Madrid’s turn.
Coincidentally, my boss injured himself recently in what I’m sure was a very intense game of flag football, and so he’s been all drugged up on pain killers lately and neither reading my blog nor returning my emails. I think he’s safely out of the picture for the next few days, so I get to run the pictures of Andres Sarda’s GORGEOUS and AMAZING lingerie show without having to blur out all the nipply parts. This show is so creative and artistic and beautiful. I love it. Plus: NIPPLES! It’s just going to be The Nipple Beet around here until my boss is back at work. This will teach him to get injured.
I also think one of these models is actually a man. I want to see if you guys agree.
E! unearthed this footage from Kate Winslet’s 2005 appearance on the British comedy series Extras. In it, Kate jokes about doing a Holocaust film just for the Oscar.
“I don’t think we need another film about the Holocaust, do we?” her character version of herself says. “It’s like, how many have there been? We get it. It was grim. Move on. No, I’m doing it because I’ve noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust, [you're] guaranteed an Oscar. I’ve been nominated four times—never won. The whole world is going, ‘Why hasn’t Winslet won one?’ That’s it. That’s why I’m doing it. Schindler’s bloody List. The Pianist. Oscars coming out of their ass!”
Kate won her first Oscar last night for her portrayal of Nazi guard Hanna Schmitz in The Reader.
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