Is anyone else tired of hearing this story every two months?

I really hope it’s true this time. If nothing else, so that I don’t have to write it once again two months from now.

Megan Fox and BAG have reportedly broken up and called off their engagement.

“The relationship had run its course,” says an insider. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”

Whatever. I don’t have complete faith in this story until I hear it from one of them or one of their reps. Like I said, we hear this story every couple of months. I mean, the rest of the world knows that this relationship’ll never work, but Brian and Megan have been taking their sweet time in figuring that out.

And what a Daily Lohan it is!

We’ve got a new photo shoot that Lindsers did with Hedi Slimane — and it’s nipple-tastic!

Is this the kind of “work” that’s been stressing Lindsay out to the point where she can’t eat?

Because she sure is tiny in these pics!!

Still, there’s no denying it: the camera LOVES this girl. And so do I.

The full photo shoot is after the jump. There a little bit of nipplage involved, so it’s not entirely safe for work.

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Is this a typo or is Michael Lohan trying to tell us something?  Is Ali in trouble too?

I had predicted that Lohan would be back to his Save Lindsay campaign within weeks.  But then he took his blog down, so I thought maybe I was mistaken.  I assumed that maybe Michael finally “got” it.  You can’t discuss personal, intimate family details on your blog when you are famous.  Which makes me very happy that I’m not famous; I dime out everyone.

Anyway…he has a Twitter account!  I did not know.  Click here to add him to your list so you can get the updates on Lindsay and how she needs to be saved.

At this point, I’m two for two on my celebridictions.  Nicole Richie is, in fact, knocked up.  Michael Lohan cannot, in fact, shut his mouth.  I think the only outstanding prediction I have is that J. Lo and Marc Anthony will split by spring.

It’s a slow news week, folks.  What can I say?

Listen, in random conversation with people, I’ve said that the Octo-Mom is nuts.  Intentionally having more than four fourteen children is a clear cut sign of mental illness.  No psychological evaluation needed.  But now I realize, she’s actually nuts.  In video released on Radar Online, the baby factory goes head to head with her mom, Octo-Gram.

Nadya Suleman appears genuinely astonished at her mother’s perspective and possesses a debate strategy that doesn’t extend beyond screaming “Use them or destroy them,” and “You can’t go back and ring a bell,” over and over again.  Suleman’s mother, Angela, feels that Octo-Mom was irresponsible in choosing to be implanted with six embryos when she had six tax deductions already.

I know some media reports were claiming that Suleman wanted to look like Angelina Jolie, but I think she was aiming for Mickey Rourke.  And succeeded.

“Thanks. Another kid already?”

Sean Penn’s response to Madonna, as she congratulated him for his Oscar win, referring to Madge’s new interest, 22 year-old Jesus Luz.

Cripes, I don’t know if this is true, this came from The Sun, but I really hope it is.

Jamie Spears testified at a hearing to have a permanent restraining order enacted against Sam Lufti.  At the hearing, new details have come out about our Brit.  And it really is such a reminder that, though she appears to be doing well, she is still a pretty messed up little girl.

During Monday’s testimony, Jamie claimed that Lufti and pap, Adnan Ghalib, slipped Britney a pre-paid cellphone as a way to maintain contact with her, since Daddy Spears monitors all of her communications.  According to Lufti’s attorney, Spears has been texting Lufti and called him one time.  He discovered the pre-paid and confiscated it.  Seriously, Brit is basically a teenager.

Spears also talked about the time that Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden:

“She was told by Lutfi she could have her children for another night,” Jamie said. But when a bodyguard for her ex-husband Kevin Federline arrived to get the children, “She didn’t want to let her kids go because she thought she could have them for another night,” Jamie said.

He then somberly described his daughter during that night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center as “kind of wild” and “just very messed up.”

Before he took legal control, he testified, Britney’s life “was pretty well a disaster. She had nothing going on, just mostly [being] in the tabloids.” But today she’s “very stable, making her meetings, taking care of her babies, doing things she’s supposed to do,” he said.

Now, I’m not sure of the specifics of Britney’s illness, but it sounds like she needs a conservator for the rest of her life if she can’t see the poisonous nature of Sam Lufti.

In unrelated news, I’m so impressed at how authentic Britney’s spray tan looks on her Madame Tussauds Wax Figure.