Feb 28, 2009 at 09:12 am by Soleil

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Kendra Wilkinson is telling anybody who’ll listen about what an old-fashioned girl she is. Once she ties the knot June she’s taking  on her new hubby’s last name and immediately dropping into prime babymaking position. She and fiance Hank Baskett already have the names picked out.

She claims it’ll be ’Kaleigh’ for a girl and ‘Hank Baskett IV’ for a boy but we all know she’s going to try so slip in some shit like ‘Lycra’ or ‘DEEZ NUTZ’ and hope nobody notices.

19 Responses to “Baby Names!”

  1. hil says:

    was that an attempt at humour?

  2. Melissa says:

    when did this girl even become famous? and for what exactly? she should get married and go away

  3. E says:

    She better not take DEEZ NUTZ. I’ve been saving that one for my first born. I’ll be so pissed.

  4. Donkey Punch says:

    She sure is trying very hard to prove that she ISN”T a lesbian.

  5. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    lets see how cute her booty is when shes all knocked up and feeling like crap.

    yeah.

    • Kari says:

      ‘Knocked up’ would imply an UNMARRIED pregnancy. Despite her shallowness and common whoring, she IS engaged.
      Grow a braincell or two, unintelligent ditz.

      • Heatherlyisaverb says:

        The modern colloquialism ‘knocked up’ can mean pregnant within or without the bonds of marriage.

        Besides which, if she accidently conceives BEFORE she gets married, she will be pregnant out of wedlock.

        ‘unintelligent ditz’ is a pleonasm, and a very poorly executed one. go back to school.

  6. Snowblood says:

    LMFAO at “DEEZ NUTZ!!!” That was too fuckin funny!

  7. Sometimes says:

    She should find the phonetic spelling of that fucking laugh of hers and curse her first born with it.

  8. Jen says:

    my favorite baby name story:

    I teach school. Mom was SO UPSET because everyone mispronounced her daughter’s name La-a. (Lay aa) is how we said it. “No,” said Mom, “it is La Dash Aa. The dash isn’t silent!”

    Almost as good as Shithead. Shi Teed

    • Canaduck says:

      Um, I doubt this is true because if it is, there sure are a whole lot of La-as running around with mispronounced names and angry mothers.

      I’ve heard this story about fifty times.

  9. pebobryson says:

    that poor baby is going to starve to death if it has to try to suck some milk out of those silicone fun bags….eeeeeewwwww fuzzy pumper barber shop comes to mind

  10. Señor Loco says:

    The only thing old-fashioned about her is that she used to tea-bag an 82-year-old man. That is soooo hot!

  11. i forget every baby name after watching her photo.

  12. Kaleigh is really cute name.

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