Feb 27, 2009 at 12:50 pm by Evil Beet

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24 Responses to “The Tour Continues”

  1. Diana says:

    Your last sentence made me LOL. I’ve never even read the books or seen the movies, but I know more than enough just form Evil Beet entries.

  2. Sharon says:

    That’s quite a visual you’ve given us, Beet!

  3. JennB says:

    WTF is with the bottom of Kristen’s dress? At first I thought it was a crotch shot that you had edited by putting a little sunburst over it. But nope, it’s SUPPOSED to be that way apparently.

  4. Jeremy says:

    Damn, I wish I could stand around not giving a fuck and get head from Robert Pattinson. What a dream.

  5. Brooke says:

    Someone give that girl a bottle of 2-in1!!!

  6. Katherine says:

    This blog was particularly funny! And so true lol

  7. Bia says:

    For some reason I’m starting to adore Kristen. I didn’t like the books, or the movie really, but I like her. I think her not giving a fuck grows on me.

  8. jeanette says:

    no she can’t have him, coz i said so ;)

  9. GreyEyes says:

    I agree with Bia, she is starting to grown on me. Well they both are actually. Not giving a fuck is actually really hot.
    Oh I love your last sentence Beet, not many people refer to women getting head and its awesome that you did.

  10. meg says:

    Hey Robert is smiling for once! It’s cute. Hooray. Now only if Kristen would start caring…

  11. wpolochick says:

    …how old is Taylor again?? He is too young to be THAT hot. They’re lying about his age, so it really wouldn’t be illegal for us to hook up…that has to be it…

  12. Poppanna says:

    Oh my dearest Beet.
    I thought I knew just how funny you could be, but you keep amazing me.
    Thank you thank you thank you! xD

  13. Marjorie says:

    I agree with Bia too, I adored that girl from day one. Her “I don’t give a fuck” face is too good she just needs to keep making it. Although her dress was a fashion vomit, I still like her fashion style and I don’t care what you say, but the fact that she doesn’t even bother to comb her hair after washing it for the sake of looking decent in a premier or in a public appearance just makes me love her even more!

    BTW, HOW HOT DOES RPATZ LOOKS NOW!! Now that he’s more in control of the living thing he has for hair and with that sexy shadow of a beard, makes him so brittishly-delicious!

  14. F says:

    No, I don’t like Kristen but I would very much want to be in her shoes…if Rob is there of course.

  15. Alice says:

    TEAM JANE

  16. Anna says:

    i lol’d

  17. k8 says:

    that is the cleanest i have ever seen rpats hair out of the movie

  18. Anonymous says:

    ahh i am the exact same age as taylor
    with the same bday woop
    i am soo going to marry him
    hehe

  19. Dani says:

    That was hilarious. I really tried to enjoy Twilight, but I’m not a fan of public displays of affection so the intense love they had for eachother just sickened me. lol

  20. pia says:

    i hate the face of thata girl, she doesnt have lips and her face is ugly

  21. sara-amw says:

    OMG, Who stole her lips!

  22. mells says:

    i love kristen stewart because she doesn’t give a fuck. and doesn’t shower. and is super grunge. and smokes tons of weed. being a stoner like her is way cooler than being an alkie/cokehead like lindz.
    i try not to start looking at pics of taylor because it’s hard to stop. until i see him with that nasty ass twilight wig on, and then it’s no prob.

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