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Linda Hogan Needs a New PR Flack

Linda Hogan and Boyfriend Charlie Hill at Sundance Pictures Photos

Sigh.

I got this in my inbox today — it’s a statement from Linda Hogan, in response to this.

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I’ll just type it out here, in case you didn’t read that closely enough:

“Any threat from Ed Graziano would and is being taken very seriously. We all prey for John’s recovery. This kind of behavior is why John turned to us as a loving family and we made him one of our own. God Bless John.”

Yes, that’s right, while hundreds of thousands of Americans who know how to write in English are collecting unemployment and fruitlessly job-hunting, this dude is fully employed, issuing statements to the press that confuse “pray” and “prey.”

Linda should have her boyfriend proofread these things instead. At least he’s been to high school recently.

And, really, all spelling mistakes aside, who the hell uses such an awful and tragic situation to self-promote? Really, Linda?

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  • I hate to admit this, but that guy looks like he’d be fun to fuck. (Can I say that here?) Sure, he’s disgustingly yellow-haired, pimply and just generally too young and dumb for much else but dang. I don’t know. Part of me (guess which part) wants to jump on him. Very strange.

    They are both………so gross. I feel ashamed.

  • Everytime I read about her with other men a part of me dies. I am still hoping that she will someday return to Terry (he he) and they will live happily ever after. I mean come on the two big blondes were like matching puzzle pieces. Sure they are both incredibly creepy, sure they will both do anything for attention, sure they both like to pretend they are young and hip but the world is not the way it should be when they aren’t together.