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Defying Sobriety

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Lord, I love Cyndi Lauper, and I love this cause, but homegirl looks like what you’d get if Lisa Marie Presley had a baby with Lindsay Lohan’s coke mirror.

This is seriously tragic.

Cyndi showed up to Defying Inequality: The Broadway Concert in New York looking about 18 sheets to the wind. This woman can barely keep her eyes open. Her publicist never should have let her walk the carpet. Very very sad.

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  • and if she WAS shmokin’ a fat doobie before the red carpet…i’d STILL applaud her. go cyndi. it’s ya birfday.

  • Cyndi Lauper is a hot slut. She can do whatever the eff she wants. She’s still cool in my book. Just say no to Meth, though

  • Aw, I look like that after staying up too late watching Rock of Love Bus and I’m oodles younger than she is. Heck my eyes look worse than that after being in the grocery store for too long. She ain’t drunk.

  • she LOOKS INCREDIBLE GORGEOUS.. WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY SHE’S THE GREATEST ,, SHE PROVE US EVERYTIME SHE’S ON STAGE … SHE’S A TINY LITTLE GIRL WITH A POWERFUL VOICE AND A VERY BIG HEART,,,, SHE’S JUST AMAZIIINGGG AND SHE LOOKS INCREDIBLE GREAT ….
    I’M A HUUUUGE CYNDI’S FAN …. I’LL DIE FOR HER…. SHE’S MY INSPIRATION .. LOVE HER .. JUST LOVE HER …. VIVA CYNDI!

  • Her last album kicked ass…way better than Madonna’s. She just looks tired in this pic…

  • Is it wrong to fancy her? I think she looks amazing and she is such a powerful female symbol. I love her even with her red coked looking eyes she could just be tired

  • It seems quite a leap to say she’s drunk based on these pics. Is she a known boozehound? She could be having an allergic reaction to all that eye makeup!

    Either way, I love her!

  • She tends to look dazed on the red carpet, but wouldn’t you if you had a ton of flashbulbs going off around you? She keeps busy despite not being in the public eye 24/7. I’d be tired if I had to keep up with her schedule, too, let alone her stage shows! Can’t say I’ve ever liked that raccoon eye look she’s fond of sporting, though. Take that shit off, honey, and you’ll add 10 years to your already young face.

    PS: A+ boobs.

  • PS: she’s nearsighted and probably can’t see for shit there, lol. Her eyes are at half mast to make sure she won’t trip over someone!