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We Were HOW Close to a Mini Cheerleader?!

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Everyone knows that Hayden and Milo are “ovah” but the reason why has remained a bit of a mystery. However, The Chicago Sun-Times thinks they have it all figured out.

 Word has it, the split between Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia was caused by a pregnancy scare. The test proved negative but apparently caused friction that sparked the breakup.

You think they would’ve written the pregnancy into the show? I guess if you take a 30-something, add a 19-yr-old with a penchant for underage drinking and then throw in a sprinkle of pregnancy you’re unlikely to get anything pretty out the other end. Considering Hayden’s age, it wouldn’t surprise me if her life flashed before her eyes when she realized she might be stuck with the same dick for the rest of her life. That’s enough to scare any girl into Jesse McCartney’s arms. Too bad. I’d be curious to see how their kid would’ve turned out. 

Beet’s right though – Hayden needs to be free to date and drink, and nip slip like all the other girls her age. If only so that we can cover it. Heh heh.

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  • Damn she is perf. I wouldn’t call her underage drinking a “penchant,” I would call it something more like “just like every other 19 year old.”

  • “…stuck with the same dick for the rest of her life.”…..tooo funny! You are rocking it Soleil.

  • if you look closely at her chin it is quite lumpy. i think she has normal acne and lots of foundation.

  • sometimes I read gossip pieces & I am convinced they are completely made up. This is one of them. This feeling only increased with this other totally unrealistic item from the article: “The QB supposedly clips out celebrity mag photos of what he calls ”Hollywood skinny skanks” — using super-thin shots of the likes of Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss and Paris Hilton to remind Simpson not to over-diet.” This is, of course, re: Romo/Jess Simpson. I am so goddamn sure that a famous quarterback goes through tabloids, cutting out pictures of skinny celebs to make a collage. Like some crazy anorexic 15 year-old making a thinsperation board.

    Um, no

    my guess: the age-difference thing finally caught up to them. And oh, they are both actors… isn’t that reason enough?

  • *Sigh* I remember when Milo was dating the gorgeous, intelligent, and sophisticated Alexis Bledel….only for me to lose any faith I had in him by dating this chipmunk.

  • She is too damn yummy. Every time I see her Candies signs at Kohls I want to run into the dressing room and diddle. :)